Cheese and royal gossip 2 , cheese harder

[jeffgoldblum]

A second thread!

Join the dark side Rhubarb, just try one lemon and white chocolate hot cross abomination, just one

Totally traditional, Rhubarb. The OG and the best. Although I was quite tempted to get some Bramley apple ones, which might go nicely with the cheese.

Where can one buy these disgusting abominations, that I totally will not end up buying but just asking for a friend.

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🤣 That bun looks really cross.

It does indeed.

I know, right? It has no raisin to be angry. The currant climate is calm and lovely, no need for such fruitiness. Maybe it needs buttering up? Well bread buns don't tend to need such lubricants, they stand up to the taste test on their own, with maybe a nice piece of cheese on the side.

Asda, Morrisons, M&S, Tesco, all supermarkets have their own lovely versions. Of The DEVIL. Cinnamon. That’s the only flavour allowed. Well, cinnamon and nutmeg. But that’s it. Anyone who eats a marmite hot cross bun has to go and sit in Royal Lodge for a week.

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Mine was a flying visit @Thegreengreengrassofhomes we arrived by train from Sydney to see the awesome Blue Mountains and, as it turned out, eat avocado and cheese toasties. Seemed like a nice friendly place.

What do you get if you pour boiling g water down a rabbit hole?

a hot cross bunny
(I’ll get my coat😆)

Very good Smilesy, love a good cheesy joke! Unfortunately you are too old for the 500 Word writing prize - being featured on the One Show right now, with the awards being held at Buckingham Palace at the invitation of the prize's patron, Queen Camilla. She looks absolutely beautiful in blue, and the kids are cute as! Pretty star studded event too!

I thoroughly enjoyed it. Usually I don't watch the whole 30 mins but I was fawning heavily this evening.

Amazing experience for those kids. Camilla's promotion of literacy has been marvelous, a real winner.

Haha! Waitrose - in a way I wish I’d never succumbed. I ate a whole packet the other day 😬
They’re not amazing but moreish if that makes sense 🤷‍♀️

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-some-french-cheeses-are-at-risk-of-disappearing-180983907/
Has this been discussed? I can't keep up with the thread or with anything at the moment.

Has anyone else heard that the moon as actually made of cheese? I've seen it on the internet, and looked at pictures of the moon, so I'm saying it's true.

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I have just found this article in New Scientist, it’s a Q&A about what would happen if the moon really did turn to cheese. Some of the responses are amusing.

One consequence would be the largest fondue in the universe as the heat generated by the gravitational collapse of the cheese melted and boiled it.

https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg25433861-700-if-the-moon-changed-to-green-cheese-what-would-be-the-consequences/#:~:text=Due%20to%20the%20enormous%20loss,such%20as%20the%20Gulf%20Stream.

Yes but the expression on the face of the man in the moon when you look at snapshots of it must mean something bad is going on in its personal life

It’s true. I know someone how goes to the same hair salon as a woman that lives nextdoor to a married couple who work at NASA.

We’re gonna need a bigger cheese!

I heard that the moon has been replaced by a different moon made of a vegan substitute.

Nooooo! 😱

The moon is divorcing the Earth. The Earth has been having an affair with Mars all this time. Uranus told me, that's where most of these types of "facts" come from.