A thread for cheese , recipes, humour and general chat about the royal family.

[jeffgoldblum]

Hello 👋, I thought it might be nice to have a thread we can discuss our cheesy feelings, food delights and general discourse about the royal family.

That's all very well but I was championing humanitarian AND business causes

Whilst be an avocado for important things

We're all feminists, philanthropists who work daily for equity (sic) as well.
Our talents are amazing!

We should really have our own website

Every time someone starts a fire in the wild on tv, I am to be found shouting at the screen in a loud and unpleasant manner "that's not how you start a fire! You're using matches ?!?".
My family put up with a lot.

It's all your family's fault anyway

And we are allowed to talk about cheese

In addition to being the school long jump champion and winning a couple of beauty competitions that I mentioned previously, I remembered that I won pass the parcel when I was about 5 and the birthday girl burst into tears and sat in the corner . But I won .
all these things I forgot to put on my CV however if I ever need to work again , I will have a humdinger of a CV !

@Mylovelygreendress - you're a Beauty Queen? I just knew it.

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I had to fact check and yes it is indeed there in the archives of the Weston Mercury. 😂Well done you, Jeff aged 6.

Long, long before they came along....

Aww thanks @mrsmingleton , it takes me back , but was 8 at the time!!! 🤣🤣

I'm weeping with emotion: the brush strokes, the colour, the sensitivity. It's a thing of beauty.

I thought the tail was an interesting addition.

Ohhh I've just realised!!!@mrsmingleton !!! You knew it was the Weston mercury not post!!!!! Ohh freaky ! 😱😱😱

I once worked in a chicken factory.

@Jeff I know and am not too lazy to Google.

🤣🤣🤣, I'm too lazy to properly change details to properly protect my secret identity! 🤣🤣

Tell me about The Weston Mercury...is it part of The Right Wing Evil Media Murdoch Press that we have been warned about by our intellectual superiors on the other thread?!

Yes @Maireas and it's run by extremely facist donkeys!!