Serena William's message

[Rockybooboo]

I think it's fab but it will make some of your head's explode.

Nope

Quite @jötunnn

Unfortunately, the tone may have been set with the head explosion pop.

There was no need.

It was (and it may be the same sentiment or it may be totally different now) a supportive message.

A touch on the effusive side perhaps but nice nonetheless.

The most glowing reference you’ll get in these parts is ‘aye, she’s a’right her’. We are not known for puffs and fruitage I’m afraid.

Edited as bold not working for me.

And still not working. Sorry @jötunnn

To be honest, I've gone right off Serena if she's really a JW , I narrowly escaped that cult as a child and I've hated it and anything to do with it since.

Thanks 👍, yes creepy and weird, blame my mum lonely as my dad worked on ( funnily enough!) the QE2 , so was away a lot , when he was back he sort of went along with it , until we went to an adult baptism, was extremely weird creepy and pervy all at the same time !
Imagine a huge pool surrounded by arena style seats with hundreds of followers watching as a practically naked adult gets dunked and strangely touched!!😱😱😱

It's So over the top American Calfonia liguistically speak,

that is making me almost, 🤢🤮

The sentiment is fine - just the wordage as you say.

And the fact it was made public.

I’m all for support. I’m happy enough with a text or phone call or similar. If I know I have support, it doesn’t have to be a big show. That’ll do for me.

Again, the big show isn’t done up here. If you were in person, you’d not even get the words from most.

Just an ‘aye lass’ and a pat on the shoulder or arm.

Still we’d be dull if we were all the same.

The most glowing reference you’ll get in these parts is ‘aye, she’s a’right her’. We are not known for puffs and fruitage I’m afraid.

Sorry, but that just tickled me 😂😂

EDIT - Has anyone made an explodey head mess yet?

Serena has made my head explode but not because of the fruitage. What's the opposite of fruitage?

That gif is bananas B A N A N A S

Reads like it was written by a PR person to me. 'How much adulation can we get in one post?'

Love the gif, @jötunnn !

And to casually name call other posters, bullies and bitches and cliques. The lack of self awareness is astounding.

The lack of self awareness from the OP is indeed astounding, calling posters those names after posting how wonderful Serena’s remarks are on respect, love, joy, kindness blah blah blah, probably feeling embarrassed that it’s not gone how they expected, all heads still in tact!

Spot on @NewKingontheBlock !

My head exploded today. DD listened to where she needed to be for a medical appointment, insisted she was listening, then went to a different station and took a different trainline.

She has cost the NHS a missed appointment, me an afternoon off work, and herself reduced her school attendance %.

I then logged on to MN and saw this thread.

It restored my faith in the batshit nature of so many of H&M's supporters, and made me laugh.

Thanks OP! You are performing a public service...

I’m on a break but would like to share this clip as it is in my head.

I hear ‘fruitage’ and want to go all Dara. It takes about half a minute to get into it but you’ll see what I am doing.

And the more I see of some things, I’m more Dara than I would like. Especially nearer the end.

‘I will not go.’

‘I will NOT GO!’

‘This is a public forum’ - yadda yadda. 🍉 🍎 🍌 🏖

samba fruitage stylee

Ohh @ArcaneWireless , I absolutely adore dara O'Brian ( strangely found him attractive on a certain newsy game show!)

@wildernesssw - I feel your pain. Sometimes you just think: what on earth have they not listened to now.
Also, @ArcaneWireless - thank you! Dara is so funny and so entertaining!
I'm off sick with a horrible cold and cough, but honestly the humour on this and the Lilibet thread have been am absolute tonic. At one point I was crying at those gifs about Harry jogging, just priceless.
Thank you!

@ArcaneWireless what in the Carmen Miranda are you playing at? Daraphobia is no laughing matter 😠

I think the disgruntled aviator was sublime. I can only aspire! Twas a thing of beauty!

to @Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar
🍷 🥇

Sorry 😳