On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A book by Omid Scobie
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four Frozen Todgers,
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five Dog Bowls,
Four Frozen Todgers,
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six Oprah Winfreys,
Five Dog Bowls,
Four Frozen Todgers,
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven Nazi Costumes,
Six Oprah Winfreys,
Five Dog Bowls,
Four Frozen Todgers,
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight Hours Creaming,
Seven Nazi Costumes,
Six Oprah Winfreys,
Five Dog Bowls,
Four Frozen Todgers,
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine Wicked Stepmums,
Eight Hours Creaming,
Seven Nazi Costumes,
Six Oprah Winfreys,
Five Dog Bowls,
Four Frozen Todgers,
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten TK Maxx Sales,
Nine Wicked Stepmums,
Eight Hours Creaming,
Seven Nazi Costumes,
Six Oprah Winfreys,
Five Dog Bowls,
Four Frozen Todgers,
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven Princes Tripping,
Ten TK Maxx Sales,
Nine Wicked Stepmums,
Eight Hours Creaming,
Seven Nazi Costumes,
Six Oprah Winfreys,
Five Dog Bowls,
Four Frozen Todgers,
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve Lords a Leaking
Eleven Princes Tripping,
Ten TK Maxx Sales,
Nine Wicked Stepmums,
Eight Hours Creaming,
Seven Nazi Costumes,
Six Oprah Winfreys,
Five Dog Bowls,
Four Frozen Todgers,
Three Bridesmaid's Dresses,
Two Racist Royals,
And a book by Omid Scobie