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Kate Middleton raves - today’s top story. What are they getting at?

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Pyri · 14/08/2023 19:56

Y’know when the Daily Mail or any other tabloid runs a random story it’s actually about something else and they’re trying really unsubtley to tell you? (Ie Ryan giggs of many affairs being painted as a loving husband with snaps of him looking absolutely miserable shortly before the affairs broke)

What are the DM trying to say here?

some interesting lines, particularly about the Chumleys staying “close to the royals”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12405601/Kate-Middleton-went-music-festival-friend-Rose-Hanbury.html#comments-12405601

Kate Middleton 'went to music festival' with her friend Rose Hanbury

The Princess of Wales, 41, is understood to have made her first ever visit to a music festival at the weekend, albeit a very upper-class one at Houghton Hall in Norfolk.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12405601/Kate-Middleton-went-music-festival-friend-Rose-Hanbury.html#comments-12405601

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tarheelbaby · 18/08/2023 12:28

Perhaps the article about Kate and the so-called rave is a way actually to say that William went shooting. The article does mention that he was not there but does not explain where he was and points out that it was the glorious 12th. If he did go shooting, he would probably not want a big article about that. Considered this way, Kate's rave is a decoy (see what I did there).

vera99 · 18/08/2023 12:53

tarheelbaby · 18/08/2023 12:28

Perhaps the article about Kate and the so-called rave is a way actually to say that William went shooting. The article does mention that he was not there but does not explain where he was and points out that it was the glorious 12th. If he did go shooting, he would probably not want a big article about that. Considered this way, Kate's rave is a decoy (see what I did there).

An interesting theory and a great joke ! I can only imagine when you get used to shooting defenceless birds and animals for sport it is difficult to give it up, and it's not good optics in this day and age. Particularly with the young. That’s another thing that we plebs will never understand I take great pleasure in the birds that come to feed and nest in my garden and foxes, cats, squirrels and other creatures. The idea of needlessly killing them for fun would and does fill me with disgust.

Kate Middleton raves - today’s top story. What are they getting at?
jeffgoldblum · 18/08/2023 12:57

When did William have a beard?

upinaballoon · 18/08/2023 13:06

tarheelbaby · 18/08/2023 12:28

Perhaps the article about Kate and the so-called rave is a way actually to say that William went shooting. The article does mention that he was not there but does not explain where he was and points out that it was the glorious 12th. If he did go shooting, he would probably not want a big article about that. Considered this way, Kate's rave is a decoy (see what I did there).

Kate the 'coy bird.

vera99 · 18/08/2023 13:10

upinaballoon · 18/08/2023 13:06

Kate the 'coy bird.

😂- these turnip toffs love their "lavender" don't they must be the county.

LadyEloise1 · 18/08/2023 15:50

@vera99 "- these turnip toffs love their "lavender"....."
😮😮😮
You are very naughty.

asterdaisy · 18/08/2023 16:45

Even in Norfolk you don't attend a dance festival in a wax jacket.
I can believe Kate was at roses for dinner, and they quickly went and had a look at the festival. You don't change into festival attire if you are just wandering down to see what was happening, but not actually attending it.

Vermin · 18/08/2023 16:56

I doubt she’d have been at dinner in trainers and that Bardot t shirt though?

@vera99 wilderness & royalty used to mean (pre 2017) Harry in a mask in rave valley gurning like a madman

asterdaisy · 18/08/2023 17:05

True.

upinaballoon · 18/08/2023 17:10

LadyEloise1 · 18/08/2023 15:50

@vera99 "- these turnip toffs love their "lavender"....."
😮😮😮
You are very naughty.

Could you explain why vera99 is very naughty?

Serenster · 18/08/2023 17:13

She is implying that the marriage of the Marquess and Marchioness of Cholmondeley, is a lavender marriage. Which is a completely unwarranted speculation into the private lives of private individuals, about whom I presume she knows nothing.

vera99 · 18/08/2023 17:14

Vermin · 18/08/2023 16:56

I doubt she’d have been at dinner in trainers and that Bardot t shirt though?

@vera99 wilderness & royalty used to mean (pre 2017) Harry in a mask in rave valley gurning like a madman

I am a festival veteran and go as a volunteer to Glastonbury and as a photographer to many others so I heard gossip in the recycling crew about Harry at Shangri La where he was a backstage regular for a few years heavily doing drugs with his security in tow. So we can most probably say that it was known to the police what he was up to and that the Royal Household would have been aware but covered it up to protect the institution. One law for the rich eh ! I went to Wilderness this year for the first time in Plebs Camping - my best festival ever. Wonderful place even with all the toffs and boutique campers and even had the chance to shake Graham Smith's hand and wish him well.....

Yup masks in the Valley would be unremarkable for sure... but he would have had a problem with naked swimming or streaking at the cricket !

Kate Middleton raves - today’s top story. What are they getting at?
vera99 · 18/08/2023 17:15

Serenster · 18/08/2023 17:13

She is implying that the marriage of the Marquess and Marchioness of Cholmondeley, is a lavender marriage. Which is a completely unwarranted speculation into the private lives of private individuals, about whom I presume she knows nothing.

You would have to know the rumour to decode that assuming of course that's what I meant.

Vermin · 18/08/2023 17:24

Vera - at least Harry was sufficiently self aware to mask up; call me Dave Cameron and co plus the governor of the Bank of England were always very much out and proud but generally stuck to backstage for any poor behaviour. Like dancing.

and yy to lavender / I had understood that the whole thing came out because the G’s boyfriend was (a) indiscreet and (b) an actual journalist. Of sorts.

Vermin · 18/08/2023 17:26

(My daughters had seen more knobs by the age of about 12 than most people see in a lifetime owing to those cricket streakers! The variety is quite remarkable. But that’s another thread!)

vera99 · 18/08/2023 17:38

Before getting married, David was a ladies' man

David Cholmondeley was called "the greatest catch in England" — maybe not by your average Londoner, but certainly by his fellow blue bloods (via Daily Mail). Upon his 30th birthday, the marquess inherited a jaw-dropping fortune that some have estimated as being as high as £112 million. To put that sum in perspective, that's more than his alleged romantic rival, Prince William, who is estimated to have a net worth of $100 million (roughly £89 million), according to Celebrity Net Worth.

Among David's inherited assets are 10,000 acres of land and a small collection of castles, including the sprawling Norfolk estate, Houghton Hall, and Cholmondeley Castle in Cheshire. It's no wonder, then, that this "great catch" of the British aristocracy caught the eye of more than one glamorous, well-connected woman. According to the Daily Mail, David's high-profile girlfriends included French film star Isabelle Adjani and Irish heiress Sabrina Guinness – whom King Charles III also dated.

At only 19, Rose Hanbury made waves among her royal circle when she began dating the much-older David Cholmondeley. At the time, the marquess was 42 years old — only eight years younger than Rose's father. As British nobles are wont to do, the two partied the night away in Italy when they first met.

Legend has it, their host and the owner of Villa Cetinale was none other than the disgraced Lord Lambton, a Conservative MP who had been run out of parliament years prior when photos surfaced of him smoking marijuana in bed with two sex workers (via Daily Mail). So, let's just say this Italian meet-cute probably wasn't exactly your grandmother's garden soirée.

Despite their large age gap, Rose captured playboy David's heart and soon convinced him to give up his life of womanizing. After six years of dating, the former ladies' man abandoned his life of bachelorhood for good and married his marchioness, Tatler reported.

Marriage and the baby carriage weren't too far off for this couple. Rose Hanbury and David Cholmondeley announced their engagement in June 2009 and, to the shock of high society, Rose's mother, Emma, announced that her daughter was pregnant with twins the very next day, according to The Telegraph. The two quietly wed the following day at Chelsea Town Hall in London with little fanfare.

While Rose and David exchanged vows at the altar, news of their whirlwind few days was quickly making its way around the palatial estates and countryside homes of Britain. People were shocked by the couple's hasty marriage and pregnancy announcement. In less than a week, Rose Hanbury had gone from the much-younger girlfriend of Britain's "greatest catch" to the pregnant wife of the Marquess of Cholmondeley.

While her family's opinion of David and their marriage is unknown, it may have very well been regarded as a scandal. After all, Rose's royal connections date back all the way to 1947, when, according to Hello! Magazine, Rose's grandmother was a bridesmaid for Queen Elizabeth II at her wedding to Prince Philip.

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Serenster · 18/08/2023 17:46

You would have to know the rumour to decode that assuming of course that's what I meant

And? I’m not the one making the coded comments, which you’ve just said they are, you are.

MrsFinkelstein · 18/08/2023 19:39

vera99 · 18/08/2023 17:15

You would have to know the rumour to decode that assuming of course that's what I meant.

"Lavender marriage" is a well known implication.

It's pretty easy to figure what you're desperately trying to insinuate about someones marriage.

This thread really makes me want to go have a bath.

Stay classy ladies!

AliceOlive · 18/08/2023 20:28

Oh no, Mrs Finkelstein. We’ve all apparently just fallen off the turnip truck. How could we possibly know what things mean?

vera99 · 18/08/2023 20:31

As Her Late Majesty The Queen oft retorted who got it off her mum and her from Benjamin Disraeli "never complain, never explain".

asterdaisy · 18/08/2023 21:30

Except she did.

asterdaisy · 18/08/2023 21:32

I have no idea if it is a lavender marriage or not. But having past girlfriends and even being married to a woman proves nothing. Look at Elton John.

upinaballoon · 18/08/2023 21:54

AliceOlive · 18/08/2023 20:28

Oh no, Mrs Finkelstein. We’ve all apparently just fallen off the turnip truck. How could we possibly know what things mean?

I don't know what everything means. I've been on many a turnip truck, what with coming from the country and that, and I eat pheasant sometimes because I'm such a country yokel, but I never fell off a truck yet.

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