What is okay on the day of the funeral?

[Mumofteens4]

Do you think it would be okay to do my washing and hang it out tomorrow (the day of the Queen’s state funeral), if I stick to blacks?

People have lost their fucking minds

More in keeping with the culture of the institution to shag someone else's, surely?

@User2145738790 I didn't realise OP went purple because I use the app. Very interesting!
@Mumofteens4 are you seeking fame?

There has been a miracle.

twitter.com/sophieraworth/status/1571565456758280192

I'll be out weeding the drive and then cleaning the toilets, I don't care who is offender. If the shops were open I'd be in them

We are going to a proper country pub without televisions.

I have no idea what's real anymore I want reality back please and soon. We have a queue that can be seen from space and a Queen who died around 3 years ago it would seem and a population losing their marbles.

😂 at ‘idol’.

For quoting someone else @perkypolly73? That's a bit harsh

This has to be a joke - quite a funny one at that !!

It was obviously a joke about the culture of the institution, we all know that in reality no royal has ever done any shagging about ever ever.

Bizarrely; Sign posted at my gym today: 'For the Funeral of Queen Elizabeth II, opening hours are 8am-4pm'

Presumably so that we can watch the service and mourn on the treadmill? 🤔

And this is why the NHS should not be on bank holiday standing tomorrow.

@PerfectlyPreservedQuagaarWarrior indeed 🤣🤣🤣

When you say coming...?

It's fairly obvious from the OP that this is not a serious deferential thread. It's also not an AIBU or similar inviting debate. Could I kindly suggest if you are offended by posts here there are many threads where you might find it more agreeable elsewhere? There is a goodly minority of the 'Kingdom' that frankly have had more than enough.

My best friend Mimsy rang me with the sad news of HRH's passing during my monthly colonic.

I'm quite startled at the procedure normally, so it was a double fright. (I can tell you that for tuppence).

Thank the Lord for of KY else my tears of sadness could have been misconstrued by Sascha my gentle, sad-faced, French personal care therapist.

He's such a sweetheart. He didn't charge me for a restorative glass of Moet, and ten greiving minutes on the Vibropad.

(Despite his countryman's attitude to monarchy).

I didn't touch the salad.

:( Sad face :(

@LakieLady could you let me know your decision on the hat please? My grass also needs cutting and I need to be suitably attired. I have bought a new pair of black wellies so as not to be disrespectful but completely overlooked my bonce.