@Iamthewombat
Mike Tindall isn't royal
I haven’t said a word about Mike Tindall. Not just because I consider him unspeakable. I expect that he is enthusiastically maximising his wife’s royal connections, though.
unspeakable

He was part of England's winning Rugby World Cup team. From Wiki
Tindall has appeared as the host for a number of charity sporting events, including a golf classic sponsored by the Legion Foundation every year to raise money for the on Course Foundation and Rugby for Heroes.[46] In 2012, Tindall became the charity ambassador for The Midlands Air Ambulance.[47]
In late 2013, Tindall became a brand ambassador for online trading company UFXMarkets.[48] Since 2013, Tindall has been hosting a charity golf day annually called ISPS HANDA Mike Tindall Celebrity Golf Classic with people from fields including rugby, golf and entertainment.[49][50] It aims to raise funds for charities helping people with disabilities and curing Parkinson's disease, such as the Matt Hampson Foundation and the Cure Parkinson's Trust, and also those involving military personnel making the transition to civilian life such as Rugby for Heroes.[51][52] Tindall is also the principal patron of both the Matt Hampson Foundation and Rugby for Heroes.[53][54]
In April 2015 Tindall became a brand ambassador for online bookmaker Betway.[55]
Tindall has been increasing his involvement with Right To Play since his introduction to their work in 2015. In October 2015, he visited one of their programmes in Accra, Ghana, which he said had a profound effect on him.[56] In December 2016, Tindall was announced as an Athlete Ambassador for the charity Right To Play UK,[57] which uses play to educate and empower children to overcome the effects of poverty, conflict and disease in disadvantaged communities.
In January 2018, he participated in And They're Off! in aid of Sport Relief.[58]