M & H-as-I-call-him 16

[yolofish]

Well here we are, another thread for those who wish to discuss. We are not nasty, but we do call account on what is going on, and and what taxpayers pay for.

...or thin end of the wedgie
😂😂😂

fleas

However, on the bright side, stretchy jeans hurt the back of your knees less when you are kneeling down gardening or painting fences - IMO anyway.

See, this is why I'd be bored staying in an oligarch's mansion for 6 weeks (or is it now 12?) - nothing to DO!

Thanks MyImaginary - you have to laugh, calling people horrible as they're being horrible about someone else (in your opinion) and then you're the one that gets deleted.

They must be very bored there, if they are still there. Surely they'd have been spotted leaving though. M got spotted visiting charities and out walking. As plush as the house is, it's not home. It's not going to help anyone's well-being living like that. It wouldn't mine anyway.

They've surely done pretty much all there is to do there by now.

Perhaps they're keeping busy drumming up the voicovers and endorsements that are going to keep them in untold riches. They'll undoubtedly be bursting onto a TV near us imminently.

I doubt anyone reported

Of course someone reported it. MNHQ doesn't fly around the site looking for posts to delete.

Speaking of certain ages and clothing, as I was having trouble getting into my pre-pregnancy jeans, I procured two pairs of M&S jeggings, and goodness they are comfy!
I call them the ultimate in mumwear.

They've surely done pretty much all there is to do... now.

I keep thinking this about these threads, but...

I would be climbing the walls by now cathyorclaire! But as you or someone said, perhaps they are drumming up work/patronages/talking to their agency about the website.

rockingchair no there's always something to talk about - look at the mum jeans conversation!

H-as-I-call-him - why is repeating that mean? M said it in public.

I suspect they have been told by their PRs to lay low for a while, same as Boris Johnson after the General Election. Seems to be a PR tactic. I guess, they'll be back with some big 'charitable' flourish Hoping it won't be the Oscars, but don't think they'll be able to resist

DM has a report saying H is keeping busy whatsapping his friends very regularly.

Probably not the same friends he dropped like hot cakes when they advised him not to marry M but even so. Doesn't sound like he's settling contentedly.

I’m sure they’re doing plenty. They just haven’t phoned up the paps to let us know what they’re doing.

gofiguire I reckon H has put the kibosh on phoning the paps.

Well on their 6 week break they were plotting to leave the RF, so I’ll bet that meant they couldn’t even bust the monopoly out of the holiday cottage cupboard. So a few games of monopoly, cluedo and scrabble - reckon there’s a couple more weeks there yet.

So, not a peep out of them since "H" arrived.

No those wonky baby carrier pap shots and refuge/charity visits weren't staged by M at all, no siree Bob!

Yes no pap shots since he arrived is kind of telling. Maybe his presence means the RPOs have stopped pushing about getting themselves coffee and have started properly protecting and seeing off the paps
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So a few games of monopoly, cluedo and scrabble

Yearn for a royal version of Cluedo:

"Hmm... Was it William of Orange* in the throne room with the sceptre?"

*Couldn't think of another colour-y title.

EthelRED the unready in the ballroom with the crown?

🙂

Duke of Burgundy in the Great Hall with the hunting rifle?

yolo - why is it mean to repeat "H.as I call him " ?

Picking out a phrase and repeating it often/several times ,I would find that mean if someone did that to me in RL .Especially if people had also described my body language while saying it in unflattering terms .

Wouldn't you ?

The White Queen on the balcony with the Royal mace...

I suppose we can't suggest "Lieutenant Commander in the Royal Navy in the yoga studio with the polo stick" any more.