I am lying under a blanket. My cat is trying to have sex with the blanket.

[harmonihumm]

I hate when he does this, the sexy biscuits. I’ll now have to abandon this nice blanket to my cat who already has a harem of blanket wives.

It ruins every blanket/dressing gown for me. Does anyone else feel like this and then have the ick over that specific garment? He’s 15 and has been neutered forever, he’s never tired of humping my nice things.

RIP lucy & yak checked borg fleece blanket.

Mine only does it to my slanket. I have given up and it is now his.

I don’t want to keep giving up my things. Maybe I should keep the previous wife blankets in a basket near the sofa and shove one of those at him.

My old cat had frequent relations with a slipper. 😆

I understand biscuits

Sexy biscuits is new to me!

The filthy animal 😂

My cat does this too. Usually the DC soft toys. It’s a bit grim. He has a special look on his face when he’s doing it. I’d rather not see it.

"Blanket wives", "special look" and "sexy biscuits", I'm sat here trying not to laugh as don't want to have to explain to my elderly mother 😂😂😂

OMG I need to bleach my eyes now! 😲

😆

Is sexy biscuits not well known?! I thought all boy cat slaves witnessed this. I hate witnessing that, yes especially the look on his face and when he makes eye contact!

Oh god, the OP who said theirs does it to soft toys 😭.

It makes me want to burn all of my nice soft furnishings.

@harmonihumm can you not wash his "special friends"?? My boy cat does this but not often. He did try it on with his half-sister but didn't get very far 😁

My now sadly departed boy cat used to do this to DS’s cuddly toys too! He was particularly fond of a tiger which was the size of a small cat. So gross.

Mine does this

used to be my right leg whilst treading my tummy
now it’s a special duvet cover

he can only do it in private. Just me and him 🤣🤣🤣

I have two boys and one girl and only one of the boys does this. He is pretty bonkers in many ways however

My vet said it’s self soothing. 🤣🤣🤣

I’m laughing so much that Penelope (who is sitting on my chest) is unimpressed by the vibrations.

No sexy biscuits here! I'm not aware of my boy car having ever humped anything. Maybe he's... not normal <frets>. Still - quite a few of ny blankets were knitted or crocheted by me. He'd be in deep trouble if he sullied them with cat shenanigans!

Sexy biscuits 🍪👀!! I didn’t even know this was a thing?! Im well aware of the normal biscuits, but not the sexy variety. I thought only dogs were humpers…..

I've had loads of cats over the years, but only one who has sex with my duvet.

Every. Fucking. Morning.

Literally.

Here's the guilty one, looking impossibly innocent.

One of mine used to hump a teddy bear !

I thought only dogs were humpers…..

You thought wrongly.

I have 2 girls that do this. Sexy biscuits time is the worst time. They creep up and try and do it thru a blanket/dressing gown onto us - often close to our genitals. They are repeatedly scolded but undeterred. Poor DS was constantly harassed as a teenager - it was horrendous. Also sticking their ass in our faces and shaking their tail provocatively. They are long haired and beautiful but it's obscene. Once frisky we have to get up and leave, nothing else stops them 😂😂😂

Why are you on the Litter Tray forum then?

I've only ever had girl cats so it looks like I'll be sticking with girl cats 👀

My cat does this - he’s still quite young and not neutered. I assumed that the snip would cure this - does it not?

Nope.
And they occasionally still ejaculate, too.

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