I am lying under a blanket. My cat is trying to have sex with the blanket.

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I hate when he does this, the sexy biscuits. I’ll now have to abandon this nice blanket to my cat who already has a harem of blanket wives.

It ruins every blanket/dressing gown for me. Does anyone else feel like this and then have the ick over that specific garment? He’s 15 and has been neutered forever, he’s never tired of humping my nice things.

RIP lucy & yak checked borg fleece blanket.

@GriseldaandMike 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can’t believe the toy didn’t travel to his new home with him, @Grumpyoldpersonwithcats.

@TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne’s duvet might have been saved.

For neutered cats, the sexy biscuits are not sexual in nature, especially when they were neutered early. It’s almost always under stimulation and boredom and now habit.

Our very old, very skinny girl cat makes the sexy biscuits - she kneads with her front paws whilst doing hip thrusts with her back end. We only got her when she was 15 and in a lifetime of owning all sorts of cats I have never seen it, never wanted to see it either.

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No so for my pervert, he mostly lives outside hunting and gallivanting around the neighbourhood. Then comes in at night and has his special time.

WE had a cat called Mickey and he would er.. display his excitement. We would call it 'Mickey's Raspberry'...

”sexy biscuits are not sexual in nature”

My neutered cat’s stiffie while he’s doing his biscuits would suggest otherwise.

I used to know a neutered dachshund who loved his cuddly toy badger very very much.

Pls tell me you’re joking.

Hareem of Blanket Wives finished me off 😂😂😂😂 Bravo OP 👏

Yep

Then that's likely habit – as I said.

Well no, because that's a biological response.

err my females rub against blankets while holding on biting it so not just a male thing

My mother's cat used to do this... with his own sister... who also had that "special" look on her face 😳

I also had a rabbit that considered balloons as his Object of Desire (if next door's rabbit didn't burrow into our garden that week, but she was so big that he had to jump on her head), so birthdays were his favourite time of year. He would hump them with great enthusiasm and then, when they popped, looked around as if to say, "Hey, where did you go?"

One of my (female) dogs has a special thing for my mother's slippers. We only visit occasionally...

lol my mums wee jack Russel females humps her teddy bears

My Flabbers are gasted! I've been a cat slave my whole life and I have never ever experienced this?!

We had boy and girl cats that whole time I was growing up an I currently have five housecats - three boys, two girls and none of them has ever humped anything.

This little shit has a special wanky cushion

Bit it’s an improvement on one of my old cats - who’s special wanky ‘cushion’ was his brother

I went into check on sleeping DD one night as I heard a strange noise to discover with horror that dcat was on top of her, humping her and making 'happy' noises. I dragged him off, he ejaculated over my hand and was clearly very annoyed that I had prematurely brought him to an end. Both DH and I were very disturbed by this, I tried to interview DD10 the next day, asking open ended questions to ascertain how long this had been going on. Apparently he'd been "snuggling in" with her for some time and she didn't mind. I thought about phoning the police to report him but DH (who'd had cats growing up) assured me it wasn't sexual . Dcat was booked in for neutering the next day and thankfully has never done this again.

This thread is making me laugh. Anything was fair game to my boy but tailed off after neutering.

Like other PPs, I was SHOCKED to discover my neutered male cat was "enjoying" my fluffy dressing gown...while I was wearing it!

Every now and then, he'd have some lap cuddles and start making biscuits. Then his back legs would get it on the action. I thought he was just a happy wee cat enjoying the fluffiness but no, I realised something wasn't right by the look on his face and lifted him up midway in his fun time to discover a tiny penis poking out.

I remain horrified and no longer wear said fluffy gown in his presence.

I agree. Making biscuits and dribbling but not humping .

I read somewhere where it’s the man of the house the cat is humping it’s a sign of the cat showing him whose in charge 🤣