I am lying under a blanket. My cat is trying to have sex with the blanket.

[harmonihumm]

I hate when he does this, the sexy biscuits. I’ll now have to abandon this nice blanket to my cat who already has a harem of blanket wives.

It ruins every blanket/dressing gown for me. Does anyone else feel like this and then have the ick over that specific garment? He’s 15 and has been neutered forever, he’s never tired of humping my nice things.

RIP lucy & yak checked borg fleece blanket.

Ah yes, making sin biscuits. My neutered male cat has a preference for fluffy fleece and all the better if my leg is underneath. (He won't do it on his dad's leg because apparently he"s not gay!😂)

I usually shove him off and give him his own blanket to molest. He objects quite vociferously, but sometimes that works.
The joys of cat ownership!

Sexy biscuits? I thought it was a kitten / mummy thing - eg they need the mummy for the milk. Didnt think it was a sexy thing. How is it sexual?

My female neutered cat has never tried to shag anything. She does suck her own nipples though. Very noisily. With her eyes closed.

🤮

My neutered male cat does this sometimes and has a couple of blankets he's keen on!
I was surprised the first time I saw it but I tend to ignore him now!

They frequently ejaculate.

When the back legs get going it's pretty unmistakable it's sin biscuits and not the innocent kind! Add in the special dreamy look on cats face and in my cats case, the licking of the little 💄afterwards and yep..... self pleasure. Mine loves the velvet heated sofa throw - it gets washed fairly often.

And for a laugh- here is a post from a Canadian rescue who specialises in helping extremely overweight cats lose weight. "Biggie" Smalls was 43lbs (19kg/3 stone) when she first got him and this was after some serios weight loss. (Make sure the sound is on)
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1183324736267804

Haha I forgot I posted this thread and just checked back!

Excellent cat wanking stories all round. I love that someone got a post deleted, what did that say? Did I get called some kind of cat pervert? 😂

In response to what colour cat, the blanket shagger is orange. First orange cat I’ve ever had and he’s a completely barking mad.

Whaaaaaattttt.

@harmonihumm
The deleted post was someone saying they really hated cats.

Why, therefore, they clicked on a Litter Tray thread is a bit of a mystery.

A lot of people just post on threads that come up in Active without noticing which board they’re on.

It happens on the MNers without children board all the time.

All oranges are barking mad, but they are not all deviants. My orange boy would be horrified by all this sexy biscuit talk.

Just the other day I caught one of my cats humping for the first time. He was hip-thrusting on his brother, who was lying down ignoring him.

Dear lord on my fifth and sixth boy cats and never experienced the sexy biscuit thing.Do miss nose bumps from much missed Grand Master Flash from previous pair though.

we had a very thick coir door mat to deal with the mud from the garden and my tiny female cat rubbed herself raw on it. The vet said the best thing to do was get rid of the mat. She was neutered but had an almost permanent baboon bum from humping anything rough. I had her checked for constipation and blocked glands so many times convinced she didn’t just like it rough.

Harem of blanket wives 😂, my childhood dog cat had a harem of shoe slaves. Probably because he lived in the shoe cupboard. Nightmare when I was running late for the bus "Ben! I need my bloody shoe NOW or you'll make me late for the 68!" Ick was a luxury I could I'll afford.

One of my previous cats, Raki, likes to make sin biscuits on a large stuffed monkey I had. The poor monkey ended up with lots of clumps of rough fur from Raki sucking bits of it, so I ended up dressing it in a large t shirt to try to repel the humping. Unrelated, but a few years later he moved in with a neighbour who called him Mr Grey 😬

Is this thread in Classics yet?

My first cat, a gorgeous ginger & white girl, missed out the wanking & went straight to nymphomaniac. I once saw her on my neighbour's lawn being mounted by one tom cat, & behind them was a queue of other toms politely waiting their turn. It all looked surprisingly organised with a nice straight, equally spaced line of cats sitting there ignoring the action. I'd love to know what happened when the first one finished. Was there a rush & a fight, or did the next one take over & everyone moved up a space? I didn't hang around to find out.

I realise I have been totally spoiled by my cats. I fostered for 10 years too. I feel I need a shower now.

Me too, I've had both male & female cats my whole life and have never experienced this 😮

None of my cats have done this!!!

No sexy biscuits here thankfully, but lots of itching his bum on any available blanket/ duvet, and the occasional skiddie 🤮
Costing us a fortune at the vets to squeeze his anal glands

Is this a cat or a dog? I’ve not heard of a cat needing its anal glands squeezed before.

My now sadly RIP cats would do this. Smoky the long haired boy would try to mount Bluebell who was an enormous black and white ex feral. She would full on attack him until he was cowering under the sofa nursing his wounds but it never stopped him from trying. They were both neutered. He clearly couldnt resist an amazon.

He's a tabby cat, though follows us round everywhere like a dog! Apparently not as common in cats but they do get blocked anal glands, and some get blocked repeatedly. He was neutered as a kitten so nothing to do with that either.