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Hope your baby has a lovely birthday, Coaster!

Happy Birthday Coasterbaby who already owns two cats

A restaurant delivery tonight. Sorry @Supersimkin2

Lush.

Be still my beating heart. Nothing better than a Beef Wellington.

I've just had 4 fucking corn thins.

Oh I had corn thins for lunch! With cottage cheese and tomato chutney

I liked them before I saw your pic

Haha @Supersimkin2 he does indeed own two cats, and he LOVES them. Bertie avoids him at all costs, but Walter quite likes him. Not so much when baby manages to grab hold of a handful of cat though.

@QueenCT - how do you get such lush deliveries?. Bog standard Indian or pizza delivery available here, plus very mediocre Chinese or a 20 min drive to fetch a better Chinese. Nothing else available, certainly nothing as yummy looking as that Wellington

@Defiantly41 a lot of places have branched out recently. I can get Greek, Indian, chinese, proper Italian pizza, Sunday roast, burgers, munch boxes of anything from chinese to Thai to cooked breakfasts, ready to cook restaurant food, cakes... even a local place does 5 meals for £20 which I get sometimes for my evening meals
there's a Korean place I want to try soon which has just started deliveries. I'm in the NW and not in a big town either!

I forgot two Caribbean places. And sweets - you can get a box of pick n mix sweets delivered. Plus the essentials like cigs and booze
Basically I never have to venture outside antisocial

Wednesday has found a new toy...

I take it that is the power lead for the entire property

She’s skating on thin ice here. Daddy isn’t at all impressed. Gomez obviously realised this so went and sat on her 😂😂

How do you clean the arse of an angry ginger cat?

Asking for a friend.

Wide tooth metal comb.

Thanks so much Fluffy. My saviour as ever.

I was thinking combine harvester.

You’d never get it up the stairs. The joys of long hair cats eh? That and the terribly offended look they give you when you’ve just got a lump of poo off for them.

I'm having a go later. Capn's engrossed in sexy gay-teens-in-Italy on Film 4, setting an example to all right-thinking women.

Didn't go very well. Capn refusing to get on bed for cuddle even this morning.

Can you get Pet Butt Wipes? I got some for Leroy from P@H. He makes such a song and dance about using his tray I just give his butt a quick wipe when he gets out which reduces the risk of problems. His back end gets a thorough brush with a tangle teaser daily. It's not a 100% fix, but I think it does help.

I will, thanks. Capn is refusing any intervention point blank. He's now felt emotionally able to sit on me, so things are on the up. Even if he is only after a Marmite cracker.

I use baby wipes and scissors 😬 mine are very compliant tho.

Tbf I'd sit on your lap for a marmite cracker.

It was Leroy's Homing Day yesterday! 🥰

Got him 4 years ago and yet it weirdly feels like I've had him forever, even though I remember getting him like it was yesterday.

He got a new cardboard box.

Happy Belated Homing Day, Leroy! He is very handsome YesitsmeIdontcare, even if he can't manage his bottom hygiene perfectly.