PB on the bed, dreamies and chat

[Ollivander84]

Here!

Thanks, Ollivander.
And I meant to say, congrats on getting the full time contract. It will be a relief for you to be able to drop the second job.

Thank you Ollivander.

Papergirl Is there anything Fatt Matt doesn't like? Have you tried him with sprouts yet?

YetanotherSpartacus There's a fat old tabby going free in Clapham. If that doesn't tempt you, we can hang on for the 2020 calendar when you will have a page reserved....

Sure Lana, anytime. I'll wrest him from your cold dead hands I'm sure ....:). Maybe in 2020, I'll see. I

I have t tried him, Weezol, as I’m none too keen myself so tend not to buy them. But he does like lettice! And he will pinch the occasional chip.
We went to McDonald’s today and dd thoughtfully saved him a chicken nugget

Your dd has learned from the best!

Excellent work from a very generous DD. You'd have to pry a McD's nugget from my cold, dead hand.

I was going to suggest a 9yo Bengal with no behavioural quirks whatsoever Spartacus.

Spartacus was my cats name before we bought him so it seems fitting somehow.

I have come home smelling of DAWG and am making a salad dressing with anchovies. Ollie has retired to his chaise with a cold flannel on his head

Reporting for duty

Yay Guilty. Mr C is adhered to Throw, heated up to a lush maximum 6. I am pathetically trying to get my toes under it, the temp's just halved here.

He's got the arse with me as I can't understand the 70s thriller on telly and keep replaying bits trying to concentrate on the plot not the terrifying wallpapers. Unacceptable delay to Second Supper. He's eaten nowt today, stuck On Throw, rumbly purring.

Bugger John Le Carre.

🙂

*I was going to suggest a 9yo Bengal with no behavioural quirks whatsoever Spartacus.

Spartacus was my cats name before we bought him so it seems fitting somehow*

Only if he comes with a glowing reference from (a) the vet (b) all neighbours with cats... :). Of course, we all know he is a good boy ...

Yet - or a very teeny black bog eyed cat? I'll post him second class with his mousie

You keep promising Ollivander!

He won't let go of me long enough for me to wrap him up maybe he knows

I think Ollie knows he is onto a good thing and he's in lurve too. I could not hope to compete even with Dreamies as a weapon

This talk of parcel post must be something of a relief for Cozie. She's been the recipient of many a 'generous offer' for some years.

Every time the bell rings and she spots a cardboard box she must be tempted to dive under the bed

Ollie woke me up this morning at 5am. He's very determined
Likes to rub the side of his mouth all over my nose and mouth while I try and hide my face in the duvet. Then he walks across my hair making sure to yank it with his claws

That's exactly what cheddar does every night. Slimy cat kisses. Ugh!

He's very polite. Lots of "mama" and kneading but I'm not really into being woken up hours before my alarm goes off
I pulled the duvet over my head and he started headbutting me

You try staying asleep with a 15-lb tabby trampolining on your bladder. On the upside, I also get a nose kiss. Then the claws start... very gently at first, kneading my shoulder, progressively harder if I'm not upright grasping a pouch in under 30 secs.

The Avon lady likes asbo.

.? Why is that a bad thing?