I'm having a lovely evening decolonising myself of staph bacteria. Mr C is lying on me waiting for the reduced sandwich to crack open so he can have the ham bit. We are watching a very old film on terrestrial telly.
Rock and roll lifestyle, eat your heart out 
On the upside, I have a crisp glass of chilled pink gin - a gift from a deeply cherished friend who knows not of the pleasure they are currently endowing me with. It's delicious and a really pretty colour, which somehow makes a vast difference. Recommended.