PB, some Ginge love and a LWT

[Ollivander84]

Here!

Official Guardian of the Famous Feline Mascot.

I'm aftersales (bookings and customer service)

After sales is good. Tends to be a lot of women doing that. Less likely to get twatted when you tell them the job isn’t warranty.

Sales is all shiny faced men at dhs place.

Weirdly loads of men in aftersalee here!
Offered O a prawn out my tea, he looked offended

Less likely to get twatted

Harrison Ford has a jag. Let's hope someone rams it

Rich people round here don’t take things well, you provide a loan car that’s petrol not diesel and it’s “outrageous”.

Mind you the parts dept have the organisational skills of a, well I don’t know, but if they spent less time setting things on fire in the office with brake fluid and more time letting aftersales know the part they need didn’t come in things would run smoother.

Dhs used car equivalent has just gone to aftersales and dh has taught him to check everything very early to avoid it. He’s in at 7 now.

as management challenges go, suggest DH takes asbo in one day. Performance managed in under an hour.

Asbo is a good boy (isn't he Fluffy?).

Monster pet supplies website has 7% cashback through Quidco if anyone uses it. Just ordered £35 worth of food - going to try him on kitten dry instead of the adult dry and chunk him up a bit

Yes, asbo is mummies furry angel.

SUCH a good, fluffy-wuffy, snoggly-woggly boy.

Just been to the shops and noted 2019 calendars are on sale.

Anyone up for it? Not only will it be the ultimate commemoration of your own furry soulmate, this stylish publication makes the ideal gift for anyone you don't like.

If we can get up to 10 they're cheaper than last year. That's only two relations each we don't get on with.

I don’t mind either way.

Phrase of the day “I’m going to kill that cat”

So much noise from one small cat. Also muddy paw prints all over the toilet and the basin.

F Special Moments are Made of This. Run out of loo roll yet?

Poor much maligned Asbo. He's just misunderstood. At least he's stopped the vet provoking fisticuffs. Remember, he's a good boy!

Spartacus I hope we will be seeing your own furry portrait in the esteemed annals of the calendar. Do you need my email address to send pix?

Practicing some posing. Apparently I have been lax in updating his FB page

O has decided he likes dreamies and is sat in my lap eating them out my hand. Strange cat

Lana - I don't have a cat. I'm not in a position where I can easily have one. I virtually borrow yours!

Fat Matt has discovered he likes scones. He was virtually taking them out of my mouth. I knew he liked cake but scones...really?
No wonder he’s bloody overweight!

Yet - Ollie says you can have a hug if you hand feed him dreamies as mean momma said no more

Matt knows I keep dreamies in my bedside drawer for encouraging him in through the window. He wakes me up in the night for them. If miaowing, walking over me and patting my face doesn’t work, he systematically knocks everything off the bedside table - little glass dishes full of coins, earrings etc go flying off.