PB, some Ginge love and a LWT

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Here!

Papergirl that made me scream with laffs. Went for you then, fully cuddled, didn't get out of bed till quarter to 4

When I went into the sitting room to sue for forgiveness last night, Mr C was sitting upright on the chaise longue, waiting to be picked up and carried to bed. I said sorry a million times in a silly voice he understands. Got a purr out of him with remarkable speed, lights out, passed out.

The heating's knackered so we clung to each other all night.

Dh got full on savaged this morning. He buys the cat salmon when he's naughty so the cat was probably thinking "I am so getting a tin of salmon for this" and went for it. Teeth and claws.

He has had a stern talking to by dh.

It seems the day for it.

www.thedailymash.co.uk/animals/cat-briefly-considers-not-being-utter-tosser-20180820176494

Get some nice crusty bread in & mug DH for the salmon when he innocently enters his own home. Say you're channelling your spirit animal (Garfield).

He's returned with no salmon. The cats going to be so confused.

Ollie has just slept today. No biting, no claws. He didn't say mama this morning though so maybe he's in a bad mood

Surely DH not gaslighting asbo?

"I GUD cat. Do neat sits"

Not bitey at all, get me in the competitive Good Cat Stakes :)

GOOD CAT REVOKED
I just had to remove a dead mouse from outside the window that he jumps in

Well done Brave Hunter of the North-ish :)

Have a cup of tea and do deep breathing to calm down from the awfulness. And chocolate. It's gone now.

Ollie!!!

His first (known) kill?

Maybe you need to swap him and Fred over :).

I never had Ollie down as a hunter.

I thought Ollie only caught leaves?!

It was dead - and presumably still whole. Might not have been down to Ollie.

It was very dead (flies around it)

I hate mice. Bleugh

I didn't examine it. I was too busy removing it with a litter scoop while crying big phobia, skin crawling
No idea how it got there

Well done O that is truly heroic. Sympathies. Have you had a nice big gin yet. Now have another one.

Looks like Olli is only into yellow sticker mice at the mo. Just as well.

Well my options are
Ollie caught it (unlikely)
A NMC brought it (hmmm)
It keeled over
It was stuck to the floor and not intact

Ollie is far more likely to come in and yell at you for some food or entertainment.

It might just have carked. RIP Mickey.

I haven't had a mouse since Mr C came. He's very keen on the idea of finding one. When he's not resting.

It was that dead even Ginge would have looked disgusted at it

Then I reckon a NMC brought it - several days ago!

I've seen Ollie trying to catch a spider. That was entertaining... and it was a VERY slow moving one. He sort of waved a paw at it and went back to blinking at me

NMC is your man. Or lady. It was a 'Let me live here' gift if you ask me.

Like arriving with flowers and chocs when you go to stay with someone.

You must have been out. Luckily.