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PB, some yum e yums and a LWT

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Ollivander84 · 02/06/2018 13:31

I started a new thread as we hit 1k Shock

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YetAnotherSpartacus · 03/06/2018 12:14

Well yes, that's a Bengal!

I've told my Bengal story have t I? I was at a cat show and they had a Bengal 'show and tell'. The commentary was 'most Bengals would not sit still for this, but this particular...' HEY SOMEONE CATCH THAT CAT!!!!'

Weedsnseeds1 · 03/06/2018 17:13

Poor Ollie, if only you could explain to him that if he'd just chill out a bit, he would spend far less time at the vet.
We were away over night and got home at lunch time to a huge mouse corpse on the landing.
It's either a welcome home gift, or some sort of warning as to what will happen if that kind of behaviour happens again...
"Next time, it's an adder..."

Weedsnseeds1 · 03/06/2018 17:14

He got a box though, so might relent ...

PB, some yum e yums and a LWT
Ollivander84 · 03/06/2018 17:26

Weeds - just popped home and he's doing a fine job of chilling on his chaise Grin

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LanaorAna2 · 03/06/2018 20:32

Weeds Nobody Puts Baby In the Corner. What a beautiful and talented kitty you are blessed with. Mind, you, the expression in those green eyes...Grin

cozietoesie · 03/06/2018 20:39

Death and/or destruction? Grin

Ollivander84 · 03/06/2018 20:41

Soft pudding is feeling better

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Weedsnseeds1 · 03/06/2018 21:16

Aww, Ollie, bless!
Have had another mouse this afternoon and a wood pigeon this evening.
He's upping the ante.
New pizza oven test driven for dinner, to moderate success. Need to work on my bases, I think.

PB, some yum e yums and a LWT
Weedsnseeds1 · 03/06/2018 21:21

He's actually the sweetest natured, most friendly and loving cat I have ever had. He just has a bit of a murder issue Smile

LanaorAna2 · 03/06/2018 21:35

The Slaughter Syndrome shall forever be referred to as 'full of beans'.

LanaorAna2 · 03/06/2018 21:36

Ooo that pizza looks LUSH. Wobbly edges more delicious, surely.

cozietoesie · 03/06/2018 21:42

....He just has a bit of s murder issue.....Grin

cozietoesie · 03/06/2018 21:47

It doesn't look like the pizzas I make. Grin

Fluffycloudland77 · 03/06/2018 22:08

It looks fab pizza.

Weedsnseeds1 · 03/06/2018 22:21

Slaughter Syndrome. Grin
Yes, he's just "spirited"!
He's out again, so fully expecting a wild boar or an owl later.
Pizza basewasa bit over- proved as so hot today,so made it sticky and hard to handle. Tasty enough but could be better.A bit thick. Plus took a bit of practice to work out how to control the heat with the baffles.
Perfection will be achieved with practice!

Toddlerteaplease · 03/06/2018 22:33

@Ollivander84 I gave my girl cystophan and zyklene and it made her really dozy!

LanaorAna2 · 03/06/2018 22:40

Italians put pigeon on pizza. Rocket over the top when it's done.

Cuddly Captain Slaughter is helping.

Weedsnseeds1 · 03/06/2018 22:54

If the pigeon had been slightly less mangled, I'd have used it.
In a previous job at an industrial bakery, I used to shoot pigeons to keep the numbers down ( not in my actual job description, but, you know, brought up in the countryside and £225 a go to get pest control in, as bird control not covered by the contract).
Ferrals went in the general waste, but woodies came home with me.

Ollivander84 · 03/06/2018 23:10

Ollie is shuddering in horror over here at the thought of pigeon. Ginge would still be using it as a toy Blush

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Weedsnseeds1 · 03/06/2018 23:35

So would mass-murderer boy, if I hadn't taken the shattered remains from him Hmm
I can post some ... Game ... To Ollie, if he just doesn't fancy catching his own.

Ollivander84 · 03/06/2018 23:38

Only if it's mashed in a pouch and unrecognisable as an animal Grin
I might treat him to a pork scratching this week

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Weedsnseeds1 · 03/06/2018 23:55

Tends to be highly recognisable, unfortunately. Even in the dark, you can tell what it is under your bare foot Sad

Allergictoironing · 04/06/2018 08:25

If PB was ever an outdoor cat, I think he would definitely win the "murder boy" title of The Litter tray. Cozie have you considered trapping some suitable prey and letting it loose for him? Grin Wink

LanaorAna2 · 04/06/2018 09:23

My boss used to take me to lunch in the Ladies' Room at the Garrick Club, one of those old-skool gents' establishments in the West End. The food, which had been bad skool food for generations, had been revolutionised and they had a Michelin chef.

I ordered the pigeon. I said to Boss it is good and he roared with indignation 'Of course. They don't just grab them off the windowsills. Not any more'.

The second time in a week now I've been hysterically impressed with Weeds and your superhero prowess. Did you have any luck with pheasants?

Weedsnseeds1 · 04/06/2018 10:32

Not too many pheasants in Walthamstow Lana, which is where pigeon control took place!
I get a steady supply of pheasant, partridge and duck here, but don't shoot them myself.
And an oversupply of mice....

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