PB, some yum e yums and a LWT

[Ollivander84]

I started a new thread as we hit 1k

Oh Hen, catless ain't right! Mr C's just been sick grass all over the clean floor if that cheers you up for now :) Have you seen the kittens thread from TCN re Celia Hammond? She's had a furry apocalypse invasion - serendipity?

Mr C's got three compliments! We're both basking in a lovely warm glow.

Ollie wishes he could be as cool as Mr C
The steroid hunger is real, he howled all evening

Circumstances @LanaorAna2 I own my property (flat) but there's a covenant on the lease no pets 😢

Am trying to avoid the "overrun with kittens thread"

He's still got Roid Rage??!! Is Tom Hardy lined up to play him in his life story??

Just keep feeding. Anything for a quiet life. I am a surrendered woman in this single respect.

I have dragged asbo off the furry throw twice tonight. There is seriously something wrong with that cat.

We have a two pet limit here, neighbour seems to have a few dogs of a certain breed. Will investigate as she signed the fucking covenant too.

It's not, er, love is it?

Rotties or pit bulls? Pit bulls miles less dangerous.

Ollie pacing the house howling. 4 pouches down and some treats and he keeps lurking by the cupboard doing "I starving here" face

I'd give in.

He'll be getting a leather jacket and a motorbike next.

Chin rubs for now
I would give in but it's 36hrs until pay day and he is literally eating me out of house and home

We' ve all been there! Stand firm. A bit of restraint is what you need in the heat. He'll only throw up if he carries on :)

Do you have nothing (cheap) already in that will satisfy him?

He's got dry food on tap, he's just screaming for wet food
I've put some treats down which he's devoured

Ahhhh. So he has dry food available? Hang tough then.

Oh yes, 24/7 access! And it's organic grain free stuff too
He's resorting to hugging me now

Terrible cute :) :) Despite Pouch Pleading...

If worst comes to worst, either with starvation claims, shops shut, cashflow, whatevs, about which every cat has killer timing, Exigence does the trick IME.

It's dry, made for fussy cats and it keeps. There's a Siamese on the front, which gives you the idea about how fussy a cat can be :)

Keep as a distraction, I do. Shuts up those pesky fake news hunger claims :) Mind you, Olli is thin and Mr C is not.

And I always give in. Always. Unless I think he'll be sick

Still refusing to eat the expensive dry food but we appear to have quiet for now

He knows there's food available for him, that's why.

Because it is The Hottest Day In Recorded History, Nurse Lee has made special arrangements for the Vet Visit.

In 30 mins Mr C will be collected by Nurse Lee in his car. They will drive in state to the blood test place, Mr C to be sitting in the front with the fan on.

Nurse Lee will then chauffeur Mr C home, to the door.

I really badly want to marry Nurse Lee. I am going to put makeup and a dress on now.

I hope Mr C's little moods don't come between us.

Well this is progressing quickly.

I really badly want to marry Nurse Lee. I am going to put makeup and a dress on now.

Um I'm starting to get the impression that it's Mr C that Nurse Lee may want to marry - they do seem to have a "special" relationship

I'm not sure Mr C wanted to put on makeup when he caught sight of Nurse Lee this morning. The boxing process was extended.

Have popped a diet coke in the fridge for Nurse Lee when he gets back.

There is a special place in hell for people who take their cats to the vet just so they can seduce the vet. You do know that don't you?