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Someone got soaked outside

Mr C's just stormed off to bed because I wouldn't feed him 3x in an hour. Bad tempered git. They're all about the food C.

ASBO's nerves and sense of social propriety are those of a Jane Austen spinster F, with added ultra-violence.

I’ve just been conned out of half a pouch. He tried to open the front door to let me know my pouch opening skills were needed.

They'll try anything.

He wasn't trying to push DH out was he.

Latest victim, plucked from the jaws of death...

Oh Em Geeeeeee!!! Is that.... Mr Sidney Snake?

He's not staying with you, is he?! He looks a little put out.

....with added violence....

Oh Yes. I know the temperament well.

It's a slow worm. I rescued it and stuck it back outside. Hopefully to live another Day!

Just getting ready to go and ride.... kitten time!

Bloody hell that's impressive Weeds. I have never ever heard of cats catching a snake, let alone seen the evidence.

Gor blimey. Massive congratulations to your furry life partner, protector and provider.

Good luck on your now extended life journey, Mr Sidney. Long may your sunbathing continue without further incident.

Technically, it's a legless lizard!
They can live for over 30 years, so I hope it's life span hasn't been drastically altered.

Is he really??!! I'm from London, see, I'm pretty ignorant . I knew there was something funny about slow worms

I am even more impressed. And better educated. How long was he?

If Sidney (nee Snake, married name Lizard) can survive your kitling, I suspect the Queen will be sending him a telegram.

Help? Blood in litter tray... vet now or watch and wait?

Id ring them.

Rung and they said up to me
Off to vet now as more blood

Only about 12 or 14 inches Lana. I always thought cats had inbuilt preservation instincts about snakes etc. but clearly not. They aren't at all slow either, despite the name.
Hope Ollie is OK.

Still waiting at the vets. Someone has come in with a snow bengal on a lead

Which one Ollivander?

Which vet?

No - which cat! Ollie, I assume?

Ahh! Yes, didn't make it to the stables thanks Ollie

Poor Ollie. I hope that he will be OK and not too narky at his second trip to the vet in a week.

He is FUMING. The bengal climbed up to say hi so he spat at it
He's spat at the vet too. Steroids and antibiotics as bladder sore and thickened

Oh dear. Did the Bengal want to say hello to you or to him? And poor Ollie. I hope that he will be Ok :(