PB and his fantastic followers

[Ollivander84]

We needed a new thread

PB has 'gone off ' his dried food. Thank Goodness.

Just in time to develop another fondness for some horrifyingly pricy new wet food. :)

Mr C and I cuddled up on sofa, most satisfactory. He is using my hand as his pillow, which means I haven't been able to finish my book for a week. He reckons I don't really need to know the finer details of Edward VIII's abdication. He is right.

My bathroom has been painted. The decorator had a mohawk in rainbow colours. Ollie was alternately horrified and fascinated and kept climbing on me to peer at him then run off

Well.......

Did you formally introduce him?

I worked with a girl who used to do her cat's fur in a Mohican. He loved it, she told me.

I can see asbo with one, as it happens. Striding round the neighbourhood with a chain and stud punk tail ring, to boot.

Oh Yes!

We have a photo of asbo with pink fur down his back like a Mohawk. It’s not on the iPads so I can’t show it but it’s hillarious.

But out of interest - how did he get it?

It was faux fur on a stick toy, dh laid it along his back as he was sleeping to get a photo.

Send him into town to menace tourists and he'll have his photo taken with coach trips of delighted Japanese seniors in no time. Hundreds of pix on every sideboard from Tokyo to John o' Groats.

I don't know about that, Lana. If ASBO menaced me, I might well expire on the spot.

Asbo is a good boy.

You say that sort of .......hopefully, Fluffy.

That's right Fluffy.

C We're not Japanese. All those years of tofu and funny cat internet memes are bound to pay off against a unexpected cardiac event, one would hope.

Head full of hearts and rainbows

Lordy. If only...........

( PB is currently off killing something. )

PB and O are both one of a kind. In very different ways

Both windows open here. Neighbour knocks on. O has trailed in behind her and she's just started to say "he wanted to come in" as he shot past her at 100 mph screaming

It's the weekend. Does this mean a Ginge and Fred update? .

Sadly not as I'm working

They'll have the groom or others dancing attendance on them - and wondering why they aren't having the 'O Effect'.

I bet the groom has tracked down Applaws and is currently hiding behind a haybale wondering when she can come out safely.