Ghetto keeps randomly becoming scared of things. A few days ago it was Dreamies (not even joking - he even ran away when we got the packet out, so I bought some Whiskas temptations in the little tub to try them and he ran away from the biscuit itself, presumably because they look identical to Dreamies) and then the sofa, and this evening it's the new cat tree. Think he got spooked by his reflection in the dark window. He's been staying away and repeatedly glaring at it for about an hour and a half now. He had lots of daddy cuddles and kept turning to check the tree wasn't coming over to eat him roughly every 10-20 seconds.
I've also had to seal some big blue IKEA bags in the spare room, as he chews at the edge of them, leans back and continues chewing the nothing in his mouth, then swallows it. He seems to genuinely believe he's eating mouthfuls of (entirely unharmed) IKEA bag. He's thrown up watery nothingness three times today so I think he's been swallowing lots of air while doing so... absolutely crackers.