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[Ollivander84]

We needed a new thread

What is this beauty box of which you speak ?

I get two, glossybox and pink parcel!

The Arts Centre is in receipt of the banana for Tibbles, the arts centre cat. The matter was referred to the Director of the Centre, as it was felt yowling or thumping from the foyer might interrupt the theatregoers' experience.

In the democratic tradition of the best of innovative community arts, all reached a unanimous decision the banana will be presented tomorrow, after breakfast. The stage manager will be in attendance to clear up afterwards.

I reckon that yowling or thumping from the Foyer would actually enhance their experience.

Thanks C. Let's hope the Arts Council feel that way too

Tibbles & PB have the same disposition towards visitors. Ideal in a customer-facing role

Last night I got bottlebrush tail then he thawed and came for a good look, and I've done ears and chin before, so he's getting there.

A delicate matter requiring your advice - Tibbles needs a good brush. But how do I smuggle in a brush, let alone get the humans to do the necessary, before he ends up at the vet with mats?

Have you considered those 'self-brushing' implements? (As a starter.)

BRILLIANT! I knew you would have the answer!!

On Amazon immediately. :) Thanks so much.

O woke me up at 5am by kneading the horrid blanket and drooling on me

Someone is happy I'm home

Was there a musical accompaniment to The Welcome?

How is your throat O, are you all better.

Lots of "ma-ma" chirruping as usual! All better, still waiting for pain management appointment though

"You shall not pass", the grey one is not called Gandalf!

That's a very ....determined stance being adopted there.

Our entry policy is very exclusive, Sir.

"Your name's not down, you're not coming in".

Usually the claw is on the other paw and Fluffycat is the one on guard duty. He picks on GreyMog, but they're best mates.

Draped across HIS human

I have been mouthed off at for some reason.

He's now jumped back out of LWT3 and is beating up something on the stairs..........

What was it C? Not the postman, one hopes.

I'm being guilt tripped right now. Every time I go on the PC (in the study, next to the living room) within a few minutes I feel these eyes boring into my back. Then the crying starts, pathetic little squeaky noises that cut through me like a baby crying. The only way to stop the crying is to stop what I'm doing (mumsnetting or playing games usually) and go into the living room with Girlcat.

I am expected to sit down on the sofa, stroke her as she walks up to me then jumps onto the back of the sofa, then twist myself into an awkward position to rub her tummy. She insists on lying just further away from me than is comfortable, and if I move 6 inches closer she moves up the same amount.

I can feel eyes again, and she's lying in the laminate flooring looking pathetically at me and about half her actual size.

This is escalation on her previous behaviour, which used to be just crying quietly until I came to sit in the same room as her, when she would promptly ignore me & look out of the window or sleep on the tree.

I really am under the velvety paw aren't I?

You're doing very well

Have you had a rest this week? Weather perfect for same.

I did step out of the house on Tuesday evening to put the rubbish out, and again on Wednesday to bring the food waste bin indoors again .

Otherwise it's been TV, PC, cat cuddling and bugger all else. Oh, and over eating .

Cats have finally decided they like Tuna - don't like it myself, so neither is depriving the other life form!

Yes, Allergic. You're under the velvety paw.

Well done!