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Anyone snuck three dogs into center parcs

396 replies

FlipFlopZebra · 10/07/2026 19:38

Has anyone snuck an extra dog into center parcs? Really want to book one lodge for myself, husband, daughter and parents but we have three dogs between us.

Two of the dogs are same breed so could pass as one, but I’m working out how to you get past the entrance? Do they record number of dogs in each car?

I would hide the smallest one but she’s noisy 😆 so it would be our largest one who would need hiding as she’d keep quiet.

It’s two labradors and Jack Russell. Just seems expensive to pay for a whole extra lodge just to accommodate a dog!

OP posts:
MyObservations · 11/07/2026 19:40

Great example to your daughter!

GreenAlgae · 11/07/2026 19:46

Urgh - taking dogs to centre parcs and ruining it for everyone else

Couldn't agree more. Happily they're not allowed in any of the buildings or restaurants, and any off lead are almost always reported.

Justontherightsideofnormal · 11/07/2026 19:47

@FlipFlopZebra
can you contact to see if you can pay for third dog without giving booking reference?
I go to CP frequently, sometimes up to 4 times a year (no dogs for us tho) for the past 25 years.
about 20 years ago I went for my DH 30th birthday with a huge group of pals. This was the time where they had an adult disco on a Saturday night…… I kid you not a group of travellers( about 40) had been sneaked in (no idea how ) and an absolute brawl erupted. I still remember one of our party was in the army tried to defuse the situation but it absolutely blew up between them and the police had to come!
In comparison what’s the worst an extra dog could bring 😂

Pinkchickenwine · 11/07/2026 19:50

imonlyherecosimbored · 11/07/2026 19:14

Why do you keep defending her? You've done nothing else throughout this thread.

Now let me think? 🤔

Because I think she’s not acted badly, that other posters have been ridiculous in what they said.

HTH?

imonlyherecosimbored · 11/07/2026 19:57

Pinkchickenwine · 11/07/2026 19:50

Now let me think? 🤔

Because I think she’s not acted badly, that other posters have been ridiculous in what they said.

HTH?

You mean the other posters have been ridiculous because they've rightly called her out? Okay.

Pinkchickenwine · 11/07/2026 20:11

imonlyherecosimbored · 11/07/2026 19:57

You mean the other posters have been ridiculous because they've rightly called her out? Okay.

Its gone way past that…..

You’ve read my posts, so try reading some of the others?

Error404FucksNotFound · 11/07/2026 20:23

It seems bonkers to me that if you have 3 dogs you have to book 2 lodges. 2 actual lodges? What do you do with the second one? Does your dog have to stay there alone?

It just seems like a total waste to me.

eastegg · 11/07/2026 20:54

FlipFlopZebra · 10/07/2026 19:51

Wow was just asking for experiences if anyone had taken a third dog calm down 😆

My experience of sneaking dogs in is my ILs tried (with one, when they didn’t have a dog friendly lodge) and they suspected and searched the car and found it, before turning them away. So they’re pretty hot on it I think.

So that’s a purely factual response to your question. But I think it’s unrealistic not to expect judgment tbh, you’re on active/trending threads.

vincettenoir · 11/07/2026 21:52

FlipFlopZebra · 10/07/2026 20:17

That could work just not sure I have the nerve to pull it off 😆

Then don’t.

LouiseK93 · 11/07/2026 23:12

Oh so your taking a noisy dog? How lovely for the other people staying :)

Saltysweetspicy · Yesterday 00:06

@FlipFlopZebra OP I think you are a twat for trying it, but also... good luck!

CocoB03 · Yesterday 01:11

The 2 dog rule per cabin is in place so that the place is not overrun with dogs. People like you spoil it for everyone else. What if everyone did the same. Just follow the guidelines or go elsewhere

knobrot99 · Yesterday 02:41

If you have paid in full, just sneak it in, if you get caught they'll probably tell you to leave. If you've only paid a deposit just write it off and go somewhere you can take 3 dogs instead of putting on other people. Is it a long drive with whiney kids that will play up if you get turned away? If i was there and saw and saw yr dog doing something disgusting I'd complain about it, if nothing drew my attention I wouldn't have the slightest intrest.... luck of the draw it is called?

Use yr loaf is the best bet

ForeverTheOptomist · Yesterday 08:12

Can’t read another 13 pages of this crap. OP asked for opinions and is getting them.

I’m off.

Blipette · Yesterday 10:46

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 10/07/2026 19:49

Could you hollow out one of the labradors and fit the Jack Russell inside?
I think I saw something like it in a cartoon once - or it might have been in a horror comic.

That was Bear Grylls, and a camel in a sand storm.

FlyingCatGirl · Yesterday 12:59

FlipFlopZebra · 10/07/2026 20:08

I apologise profusely for being a dishonest selfish individual

You dont seem to think about the realities of what you are trying to do! Dogs need to be walked, they need to shut and piss and how would you deal with that without three dogs ever being seen! And if you are planning to this ok the summer you need to make sure three dogs permanently locked and hidden in a cabin won't overheat. How do you stop three dogs from barking! And the biggest point is that a lot of holiday accommodation providers have separate accomodation for those that have dogs because dogs are messier, they may chew things or scratch up the place every time you leave them locked in alone. You can't be booking the non dog accomodation when you should only be booking the dog friendly, what if the holiday makers after you suffer allergies and asthma to pet hair that you've dishonestly deposited in non dog friendly accomodation.

Pinkchickenwine · Yesterday 13:27

FlyingCatGirl · Yesterday 12:59

You dont seem to think about the realities of what you are trying to do! Dogs need to be walked, they need to shut and piss and how would you deal with that without three dogs ever being seen! And if you are planning to this ok the summer you need to make sure three dogs permanently locked and hidden in a cabin won't overheat. How do you stop three dogs from barking! And the biggest point is that a lot of holiday accommodation providers have separate accomodation for those that have dogs because dogs are messier, they may chew things or scratch up the place every time you leave them locked in alone. You can't be booking the non dog accomodation when you should only be booking the dog friendly, what if the holiday makers after you suffer allergies and asthma to pet hair that you've dishonestly deposited in non dog friendly accomodation.

Why would three dogs be permanently locked in a cabin?

FlyingCatGirl · Yesterday 15:23

Pinkchickenwine · Yesterday 13:27

Why would three dogs be permanently locked in a cabin?

Because she's sneaking them illicitly and not telling the park they exist, she can't walk.avoit with them can she!

MyDogClive · Yesterday 15:38

FlyingCatGirl · Yesterday 15:23

Because she's sneaking them illicitly and not telling the park they exist, she can't walk.avoit with them can she!

No. She can take two dogs per lodge. She is just musing about taking a third.

Pinkchickenwine · Yesterday 18:38

FlyingCatGirl · Yesterday 15:23

Because she's sneaking them illicitly and not telling the park they exist, she can't walk.avoit with them can she!

That’s completely wrong! at least read the OP!

Summerhut2025 · Yesterday 18:44

My mate puts herself in the boot so she doesn’t have to pay for a bigger lodge then they bung all the kids in the same bed in the smaller lodge 🤣

malloryknox123 · Yesterday 19:39

They do spot checks, and is it really fair to the concealed dog to be put in a boot? It’ll yap surely?

KittyCorncrake · Yesterday 19:51

StrongandNorthern · 10/07/2026 20:08

Why can't you just follow the bloody rules?
What you want to do is dishonest and selfish, and you are hoping people will condone it.

This!
Like putting up a thread to ask how to shoplift/ steal/cheat without being caught…
But of course entering goes ‘’cos dogs, innit….’

FlyingCatGirl · Yesterday 21:38

Pinkchickenwine · Yesterday 18:38

That’s completely wrong! at least read the OP!

I didn't find the original post all that clear! She made a statement of "it's two Jack Russell's and a Labrador" which falsely made it look like there was three dogs in the equation that she needed to hide! And look the title! She literally calls it "has anyone ever snuck 3 dogs into centre parcs" not has anyone ever snuck one dog. How can I be at fault when her title states she is sneaking 3 dogs in! That suggested that she hadn't booked any of the dogs in at all!

FlyingCatGirl · Yesterday 21:41

MyDogClive · Yesterday 15:38

No. She can take two dogs per lodge. She is just musing about taking a third.

Unfortunately her title is very misleading because it states that she was sneaking 3 dogs in! Maybe she lied to get traffic here but it's a false thread title.