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What dog am I? (Lighthearted)

105 replies

OddSocksSparklyDocsandDungaree · 03/01/2022 18:37

I have a dog. He has very selective hearing. He can't hear his name being called from one end of the garden but if you drop a crumb on the floor, he comes bounding in!

He is VERY greedy and daft as a brush (though we don't think he's as daft as he makes out to be).

Any guesses? :)

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OddSocksSparklyDocsandDungaree · 03/01/2022 18:37

Feel free to post yours too! :)

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Santaisstilleatingmincepies · 03/01/2022 18:38

Labrador or a pointy hound..

Winederlust · 03/01/2022 18:38

@Santaisstilleatingmincepies

Labrador or a pointy hound..
I second this!
AwkwardPaws27 · 03/01/2022 18:39

Labrador, absolutely

Froppysue · 03/01/2022 18:39

Sounds like my chocolate lab.. so that’s my guess!

IWantMoreStationery · 03/01/2022 18:40

Beagle?

Elderflower14 · 03/01/2022 18:41

Beagle or Greyhound!

FreakinFrankNFurter · 03/01/2022 18:41

Got to be a labrador?

My dog is half lab. His stomach is definitely labrador!

NiceTwin · 03/01/2022 18:43

Greyhound/whippet/Italians Greyhound

joysmoy66 · 03/01/2022 18:47

Beagle Grin

OddSocksSparklyDocsandDungaree · 03/01/2022 18:54

Well done to those who said labrador! Grin

He'd carry on eating and eating forever if he could. He's been best buds with our baby daughter since she started weaning, always under her high chair to conveniently catch any bits that get mislaid Grin

What dogs have you all got? :)

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Chaosandmadness · 03/01/2022 18:59

I was going to say labrador as that description sounded just like my lab I owned many years ago. I currently have a rescue who according to DNA testing is a mix of staffie, GSD, husky and Icelandic sheepdog. He is very judgemental and aloof.

Hoppinggreen · 03/01/2022 18:59

I’m very loving and do a good devastated face if I get told off.
I’m clumsy but am unlikely to hurt anyone on purpose
I love mud and shed a lot
I do quite like food but I’m not generally food obsessed or ball obsessed either.
My favourite thing is just being near my humans
What am I?

Santaisstilleatingmincepies · 03/01/2022 19:14

Ah the Pennies from Heaven. Snacks under a highchair!!

Qwertykeys · 03/01/2022 19:17

Hoppinggreen I guess BMD

GuyFawkesDay · 03/01/2022 19:19

I am a derpy cuddle monster who also is on the go from waking to sleeping. I like to chase and retrieve anything really, and am drawn to mud and water at all possible opportunities. I am permanently hungry, and use my big puppy eyes to blag food whenever possible.

Hoppinggreen · 03/01/2022 19:28

@Qwertykeys

Hoppinggreen I guess BMD
Not sure what that is but I don’t think so.
Qwertykeys · 03/01/2022 19:34

Hi Hoppinggreen it's short for Burnese mountain dog.

Qwertykeys · 03/01/2022 19:37

Bernese even love auto correct

Hoppinggreen · 03/01/2022 19:37

Oh I see, thank you.
Beautiful dogs but think a bit smaller and paler in my case.
I am bred to Fetch but if not “working” I’m a bit too lazy to do a lot of running after a ball or similar

Auntieobem · 03/01/2022 19:43

I'm big and bouncy and have a collection of sticks I've picked up on walks. Tonight I came home with a new football I found. I love people and all other dogs - even the ones who don't like me. Life is all about playing.

ashorterday · 03/01/2022 19:44

@Hoppinggreen

I’m very loving and do a good devastated face if I get told off. I’m clumsy but am unlikely to hurt anyone on purpose I love mud and shed a lot I do quite like food but I’m not generally food obsessed or ball obsessed either. My favourite thing is just being near my humans What am I?
Goldie
Hoppinggreen · 03/01/2022 19:47

Yep a Goldie !

Qwertykeys · 03/01/2022 19:47

Hi Hoppinggreen this thread might drive me nuts lol.

Santaisstilleatingmincepies · 03/01/2022 19:48

I follow my dm around. Even to the toilet. I love warm outfits and hate the rain.
Iove being tucked in my blankets at night..
I have a permanently sad look about me.