What dog am I? (Lighthearted)

[OddSocksSparklyDocsandDungaree]

I have a dog. He has very selective hearing. He can't hear his name being called from one end of the garden but if you drop a crumb on the floor, he comes bounding in!

He is VERY greedy and daft as a brush (though we don't think he's as daft as he makes out to be).

Any guesses? :)

santa greyhound?

Santa basset hound? Except the warm outfits bit.

Hoppinggreen - defo a goldie, looks at upside down sleep fluff monster by my feet

@GuyFawkesDay

I am a derpy cuddle monster who also is on the go from waking to sleeping. I like to chase and retrieve anything really, and am drawn to mud and water at all possible opportunities. I am permanently hungry, and use my big puppy eyes to blag food whenever possible.

Cocker spaniel

I am small, noisy and very lazy. I love to play ball and chase my friends. But I also love to get under a blanket and stay there allllll day. I live off fresh air until it's my human's dinner time and I hang around under the table in case one of the kids drops something.

Im quite sporty and outdoorsy and love to run. I can manage a 10k or more but I go a bit further than my dad because I run off the path and sniff everything.
I'm quite clever, apparently, and quite good at learning tricks and fetching things.
I am sociable and also a soppy fool I like to get really close to my mum, so close that I am sitting right on top of her and then I can get kisses and cuddles.

I'm mostly upside down and sometimes look like I've been assembled wrong.
I don't like to go out if it's raining. I freeze if anything startles me and am impossible to move until I'm ready ( could be a long wait, it's a scary world outside)
I often do zoomies around the house and garden for fun and sometimes summon my human with a blood curdling scream just because I can. My ears have a mind of their own and often point in different directions. My favourite toy is a large fluffy catterpillar. What am I ?

@MajesticWhine think it is a HPR mutt maybe a German Pointer?

This.

No @Postdatedpandemic - he is a bit smaller than those although he is a working dog / gun dog.

I have lots of energy and like to herd anyone and anything, including children, adults, cats, ducks. . . I’m very bright and extremely loving. Hint: the name of my breed has nothing to do with where the breed originated.

Santaisstilleatingmincepies
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@Lathemistress a boxer?

I love children, especially my own, and love to lie chilled with them around me. Except when they do anything too loud and startling when I try . In fact, any strange noise can set me off

Whoops, early post! I meant I try to tell them to stop by barking at them. Any strange noise can set me off, most recently the sound of ripping sellotape which made my owners last minute Christmas Eve wrapping somewhat challenging. I don’t like busy roads. I do like walks in the cold drizzle, not so much in the heat. I’m very fond of people, and am polite with other dogs. I have been praised for my gentle and sweet demeanour (except when I’m barking at random stuff. I’m told it’s my biggest flaw).

Sorry, didn't see your pic!

@MajesticWhine so a mad spaniel then

@certainshepherdpups - Australian Shepherd

I am little and very cuddly. I am not a pure bred dog. One group of my doggie ancestors were bred for royalty and I am very much a lap dog. I am quite smart and can figure things out quickly.

My coat is soft, white, and fluffy. I need grooming quite often.

Even though I am getting older, I love to play with my stuffed toys.

I love people, especially children. I am not that keen on long walks, and I really hate the rain. The snow is even worse!

Lovefall I think you might be a cavashon

@Puppalicious Australian Shepherd is exactly right. 🐾

Yes - working cocker (probably - or sprocker)

I'm extremely intelligent, super loyal, follow my dm everywhere even to the loo.
I'm very agile and protective of my family.
I'm also trustworthy, true and extremely good looking 😊

@Qwertykeys

Lovefall I think you might be a cavashon

Very close really. I'm a lovable little Maltipoo.

@Juanbablo - Jack Russell?