What dog am I? (Lighthearted)

[OddSocksSparklyDocsandDungaree]

I have a dog. He has very selective hearing. He can't hear his name being called from one end of the garden but if you drop a crumb on the floor, he comes bounding in!

He is VERY greedy and daft as a brush (though we don't think he's as daft as he makes out to be).

Any guesses? :)

Je suis a cousin, perhaps, of certainshepherdpups' dog. I’m also tres tres bright and loyal to my family.
I am one of a handful of dog breeds which have extra toes as standard.
I can be wary of other dogs, people I don't know and anything new and possibly a threat, as befits my ancestry, guarding and protecting flocks. Nowadays, we are often used in protection, rescue, and police work.
I am quite wilful and always try and get my nose in the milk jug, par exemple, and wander off nonchalantly when I get told off.
Salut!

@IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere spot on!

Malinois, @Giggorata? Or Belgian Shepherd?

@Hoppinggreen

I’m very loving and do a good devastated face if I get told off. I’m clumsy but am unlikely to hurt anyone on purpose I love mud and shed a lot I do quite like food but I’m not generally food obsessed or ball obsessed either. My favourite thing is just being near my humans What am I?

Collie?

Very close, Saucery!

My dog is both short and long.

Dachshund, ErrolTheDragon?

Of course!

@Giggorata - es-tu Beauceron?

@Santaisstilleatingmincepies

I follow my dm around. Even to the toilet. I love warm outfits and hate the rain. Iove being tucked in my blankets at night.. I have a permanently sad look about me.

This just described my whippet to a tee

She isn't much fatter than a whippet!!

Oui, MajesticWhine!

@Juanbablo I could have written the same description about mine!

I love cuddles!

I like to wrestle the cat and wag my tail when he bites my face.

I just love everyone ❤

I'm picky about dog food but any human food within reaching distance is fair game.

I'm happiest when I'm with my mum (I especially like following her to the toilet!)

I love a good swim and massive sticks

What am I?

Are you a labrador?

I have a black tongue and strangers ask what I've been eating! My tail curls over my back and is fabulously fluffy. I am reserved with strangers but glued to my family and Mum hasn't had a bath without me peering over since I arrived!
I'm mistaken for a weird looking GSD or husky but I'm more Maria Carey in a very very hairy coat! You'll never guess what I am....:)

Are you a Chow Chow, StillMedusa?

@IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere

Are you a labrador?

Nope! Close though

@Largethighsbadeyes Are you a golden retriever?

Yes 😁

I'm quite big and some people find my breed intimidating, in fact most people would think I belong as the security guard of a scrap yard.

Despite my outward appearance I'm actually a big fluff monster who loves nothing more than to cuddle up on the sofa.

I also love the snow and was bred originally to protect monks from bears. I now protect my family from snacks by eating them on their behalf!

I blow my coat twice a year and my mum says she could knit herself a jumper from the fluff!

What breed of dog am I?

Kurtwade are you a Tibetan mastiff

Nope, right kind of area though, but not as giant

@Auntieobem is yours a Goldie too?

I know my own mind and can make my own decisions, thanks. My bark is loud though I am small. I'm outdoorsy and like small furry animals...