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What dog am I? (Lighthearted)

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OddSocksSparklyDocsandDungaree · 03/01/2022 18:37

I have a dog. He has very selective hearing. He can't hear his name being called from one end of the garden but if you drop a crumb on the floor, he comes bounding in!

He is VERY greedy and daft as a brush (though we don't think he's as daft as he makes out to be).

Any guesses? :)

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Auntieobem · 07/01/2022 16:40

@YuleiamsaidI nope

KurtWilde · 07/01/2022 16:49

@Auntieobem German shepherd? Only because ours growing up had a stick collection and loved to play

GrouchyKiwi · 07/01/2022 16:56

@KurtWilde Akita?

GrouchyKiwi · 07/01/2022 16:57

I have the recall of a teddy bear because People Are Too Interesting.
I have no idea of my own size.
I accessorise beautifully with drool jewellery.
The colder the better, leave me out in the snow please.
But I don't like swimming even though I'm supposed to.
I give the best cuddles and will love you (and you and you and you and you and you) forever and ever.

KurtWilde · 07/01/2022 17:14

@GrouchyKiwi bingo!

Qwertykeys · 07/01/2022 17:19

@GrouchyKiwi Newfoundland?

KurtWilde · 07/01/2022 17:20

@GrouchyKiwi Newfoundland?

Also re having no idea of my own size.. my Akita's think they're still puppies/ lapdogs 😂

GrouchyKiwi · 07/01/2022 17:20

Qwerty Yes. Smile

What dog am I? (Lighthearted)
GrouchyKiwi · 07/01/2022 17:21

Grim Jack Russell?

Auntieobem · 07/01/2022 17:24

@KurtWilde nope.

What dog am I? (Lighthearted)
Soubriquet · 07/01/2022 17:29

I’m known for being a high strung, trembly, barky little fucker Grin

I am some of those things but I also enjoy lots of snuggles

KurtWilde · 07/01/2022 17:37

@Soubriquet sounds like my mum's chihuahua so I'm saying chihuahua 😂

KurtWilde · 07/01/2022 17:38

@Auntieobem
@GrouchyKiwi

GORGEOUS 😍😍😍

Soubriquet · 07/01/2022 17:38

Spot on Grin

What dog am I? (Lighthearted)
What dog am I? (Lighthearted)
Goawayangryman · 07/01/2022 17:54

I am very, very hairy and I luffs to coat my house in a fine veil of fur.

I am indiscriminately friendly, innocent till they show me their teeth, is my motto. I'll try for a smooch with inadvisable dogs, including the nightmare littermate husky pup pair on strings in the park, the teeny tiny dachsunds who I can easily squash, and the huge and vicious german shepherd ex-police dog.

A cat looking at me funny will have me hiding behind my owner's legs, however.

I wil always find the coldest, dirtiest, water source and wallow in it, even when it is minus 5 degrees.

KurtWilde · 07/01/2022 17:55

@Soubriquet sooo cute! My mum's isn't anywhere near as pretty 😂

Goawayangryman · 07/01/2022 17:59

@lolly07766 would you be a Viszla?

Soubriquet · 07/01/2022 18:05

[quote KurtWilde]@Soubriquet sooo cute! My mum's isn't anywhere near as pretty 😂[/quote]
You can get some really adorable chis and then some that are so bug eyed they are ugly. Poor things

KurtWilde · 07/01/2022 18:09

@Soubriquet that's true. DMs looks like a gremlin but he's a sweet little chap for the most part

Soubriquet · 07/01/2022 18:17

He sounds adorable

KurtWilde · 07/01/2022 19:01

Oh he is, he's obsessed with the kids and they him. He gets a lot of love Smile

Soubriquet · 07/01/2022 19:04

My littlest one is obsessed with kids too

On the school run, there is usually a circle of children and my smallest dog (the white one) in the middle, belly up enjoying all the loves.

My brown girl isn’t so keen and sticks by me

StillMedusa · 07/01/2022 23:47

Giggorata No, but close, I am originally partly created from a ChowChow but not a pedigree in my own right. :)

GrimDamnFanjo · 08/01/2022 01:06

@GrouchyKiwi

Grim Jack Russell?
Close. I am northern.
Qwertykeys · 08/01/2022 08:57

Hi grim Norfolk terrier

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