If you could ask your dog one question, what would it be?

[StrawberryFizz26]

Mine would be "do you love me"?

Why do
You bark for attention so much???
He practically lives on me!

Yep. That's one I could ask here too!

WHYYYYYY won't you eat your lovely bones? Your breath would be so much more pleasant if you did.

What do you think has changed since you last came in from the garden (approximately 30 seconds ago!)??

Why wont you let me put a harness on you? You know you love going out -- you do.

Why do you insist on shitting on the floor overnight? You are house trained and have lived with us since you were two. You're almost ten now.

Why are you barking? Why?????

Why are you always hungry - a Labrador so probably a stupid question 🤣

Are you happy?

Why do you act like a cat?

Are you happy?
He is a Romanian rescue and sometimes still looks so scared and worried, even though he spends his life sleeping on our beds and going on lovely walks. I hope he is happy.

Why the fuck do you think squirrels will come down from the trees if you yap so shrilly it sounds like you're being mortally wounded bark at them?

If the cat ever brings in a dead pigeon again, can you please leave it alone?

Why do you think Daddy is in charge?

What happened in your life before you came to us? Especially that makes you so scared of clothes and bury bones instead of eating them!

Why do you give such an impatient yip at the back door five seconds after you asked to go outside? We didn't force you out!

Right now (dog with longstanding hip injury):

Does it really hurt or are you just milking it for attention and the chance to stay inside?

What’s your beef with someother dogs? If you weren’t so unpredictable you’d get to run around a lot more than you do

@Wecandohardthings

What do you think has changed since you last came in from the garden (approximately 30 seconds ago!)??

This

We lost ddog1 in 2019. I would ask the rest if they missed her...

Next door's dog (rescue):

What is it exactly about buses that makes you try to hunt them down and eat them?

What happened that night?

Backstory - she slept downstairs and only had mild separation anxiety up until she was 11 months old. Usual bedtime routine one evening and it was like a switch flicked, hasn't slept downstairs since and we're now under a behaviourist for SA.

Why do you roll in fox shit?

do you REALLY feel starving all the time ???

'How can we keep you happy?'

And if I could impart info to them, it would be
a) when we tell you to leave/drop pavement 'food' it's because it could make you very, very ill.
b) don't worry, we'll always come back, and we won't be more than a couple of hours. Just have an extra nap