If you could ask your dog one question, what would it be?

[StrawberryFizz26]

Mine would be "do you love me"?

What's your real name? Do you mind that we call you Pigboy?

Do you even know how much I love you?

Although when I'm gazing into her liquid eyes while she lays on top of me I think she does

Have we made you a a happy as you’ve made us?

Loving all of these

Why don't you understand the joy of a lie in?

What's so great about cat poo?

There was a dog on here doing an AMA the other day!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/AMA/4441806-i-m-a-dog-ama

I would ask mine if she ever thinks about her life before she came to us. I know what her life was like and I hope she never does think about it.

How can I convince you to stop or recall when I ask you (such as today, when you got up after that hare)?

Why do you go crazy when you see a cat?

Would you like to have puppies?

@devildeepbluesea

Why the fuck do you think squirrels will come down from the trees if you yap so shrilly it sounds like you're being mortally wounded bark at them?

Oh dear god, THIS. He's now started barking at trees that are a similar shape to ones he's previously seen a squirrel in...

Are you happy?

Why do you think that just because someone on a walk says hello to you you have to go and jump up at them? I wouldn't have to put you on your lead if you didn't do that!!!!

Are you feeling better?

Why oh why must you eat your own (and sometimes your sisters) shit?

Why, after seven years, and knowing that all cats you see outside are cats, do you refuse to acknowledge the cat that lives in your home is not a dog?

He doesn't respond to play bows. He doesn't want to play with your soggy toy. HE'S A CAT.

What's it like being blind?

See my username.
Why do you pounce at other dogs when you just want to say hello. You look like a psychodog.
Why oh why won't you ever master recall; no matter how much we practice?
He's a pointer: Any advice welcome.

Are you happy and are your painkillers working ok?

I'd ask if she's ok? Especially as she was a bit out of sorts last night. She and the dead wasp I found might have had an incident. Just want to know.

Would also ask what her favourite walk and food are? It would make decision on where to go and what to buy easier

Where did you live before you came to us

@Hellocatshome

Are you happy? He is a Romanian rescue and sometimes still looks so scared and worried, even though he spends his life sleeping on our beds and going on lovely walks. I hope he is happy.

Oh gawd. I shouldn't have clicked on this thread. I'm crying .

So, we have 4 dogs. 3 rommies and our gorgeous JRT girl who we've had since a pup, she's almost 13 now and getting very slow and showing signs of doggy dementia . I'd ask:

JRT - 'Are you ok sweetie girl? Do you know how much we love you?'

Rommie 1 (she was an ex street dog, from a kill shelter but was obviously a family pet at some point, she is adorable and loves everyone/everything). 'Do you know you are my soul dog? My fata buna? When I put my forehead on yours and push my love into your noggin do you feel it? I think you do '.

Rommies 2 and 3 - 'You tiny little weirdos, we adore you. You know that full well don't you? '

Will we ever be able to leave you for more than 5 minutes, or should we both just give up work, live on the breadline and spend our days walking you or sitting next to you on the sofa?

Do you think humans are ‘a bit stupid’ because you know lots of my words when I only know a couple of yours?