If you could ask your dog one question, what would it be?

[StrawberryFizz26]

Mine would be "do you love me"?

How can you be so particular about which meat you will eat but happily eat fox and sheep shit any time you get the chance?

Why must you sleep lengthways across the bed when I leave a whole side free for you?

Why do you get so dirty every morning when I make the effort to get up early and walk you? You know damned well it makes me late for work. And I end up with a clean dog and dirty clothes so I have to get changed.

It's so not cool.

Why... why do you still bark at "I got the power", even though the B&Q advert with the dog in it when that music was played has not been on for at least 8 years now.... why?

Did you have a happy life with me?

I miss my boy :(

What is it about a door tapping in the frame or the blinds rattling when I have the window open that is so absolutely terrifying for you?

What do you think is happening when there's a thunderstorm?

I think my dog genuinely thinks the sky is about to fall down/the planet is about to implode and turn itself inside out

Who’s the best puppy?

Although we all know that the answer is ‘you are’

GCAcademic

I'm off to read that AMA thread.

for everyone who's lost or has a poorly/nervous dog.

'Why are you such a dick when there are other dogs about?!'

Giant 9 month old Lab= peak pain in the arse territory

DDog1 ‘ do you forgive me for cutting your nuts off?
DDog2 ‘ do you fancy DDog1 as much as it appears or is all that hip thrusting just attention seeking?’ Also ‘ why do you smell of melon?’

A few years ago I would have asked "do you know how much I love you" but now I would ask " are you in pain, should we increase your meds?"

My lovely girl has arthritis and we do everything we can to make sure she is happy and not in pain but I would really love to know if its enough.

Why do you steal the coasters?

Do you ever miss racing and wish you were back doing that instead of lying on the sofa with all your (ridiculously long) legs in the air?

How do you get excited by the same dinner every day??

Did you know how much we loved you? Can you forgive us for getting the puppy? You know she will never replace you don't you...? (I'm in tears now.. Again..)

@Imabouttoexplode

Are you happy?

This would be my question too , also what would make you happier (not food related) .

@Mydogsanidiot he may grow out of it.

What is the obsession with retrieving hedgehogs all about?
I know they don't seem to mind and you haven't damaged one yet but it is a weird hobby.

@AwkwardPaws27

If the cat ever brings in a dead pigeon again, can you please leave it alone?

Eww partners in crime . I could never have a cat for this very reason . I offered to feed a cat while a neighbour was away (stupid) .Discovered a dead bat in hallway , like hell I was cleaning that up . Left it for neighbour to clean up .

Do you prefer an off lead run around the park or an on lead sniffy walk? Or a mixture or both?
And as PP have also asked - why the rolling in fox poo? Why??

What do your balls taste like when you lick them?

Are we better than your previous owners (who gave you up)?

Why were you in a mood yesterday 😂

I wish I could talk to her 🥰

How do you know it’s 9:05pm and time to put yourself to bed??

What on EARTH have you eaten to make you fart like that? 😷

And also - could you PLEASE stop being such a dick on the lead? You are so awesome at everything else but this lead thing is giving me grey hairs (7 month old lab so basically just being a dickhead and leaping around like a prancing pony every time another dog passes 🙄)