Vote here for the television presenter who irritates you most

[Jumblygirl]

I'll start with Kate Humble.

Well it's my own fault for switching on "LambWatch" of course but I turned it off again after 7 mins (honest).

She is so humungously patronising, never stops talking and everything is always about her and not the actual programme.

On a more positive note, I really love Monty Don.

And yes, before you ask, I am very bored today

VERNON 'BASTARD' KAY

Kirstie Alsop (is that how you spell it). She does home type things. I too really love Monty Don.

The Northern 'architect' - George ??? who presents the home show - what a twunt (with bi-fold doors)!!

Piers Morgan goes without saying ...

i love kirstie.

fern cotton and all her fellow clones piss me off but work as a useful signal to turn the tv off

not lovely george with his puppy fat and big eyes always on the verge of tears - he hates to compromise doncha know

Domonic Littlewood.

Oh I won't hear a word against George. Oh to have a man that actually knows his way around a cement mixer ...

jumbly - he would drive you mad weeping over the pasta every night

Davina

Davina without a doubt.

It's the shouting, the gurning, trying to be hip and with it, oh the everything

Richard Hammond. I mean, that hair.

Carol Vomit-orderman.

Did anyone see her posing and peering over her (carefully styled) specs while completely dominating procedings on Question Time last week?

Enough to put anyone off maths.

Good call on Vorderman. However, she did not dominate proceedings on QT. She just made herself look a complete twunt and was overshadowed by the not-seen-on-TV-often-enough Will Self.

Second Richard Hammond - seems lie he is just a bad virus on the BBC at the moment ...

Davina

like not lie .... sorry

Bariatric

Oh yes could watch a lot more of Wilf Self

Agree Vorderman did make a spectacular twunt of herself

Feel I'm betraying the sisterhood - desperately trying to think of a female presenter who I don't want to slap across the face with a wet kipper

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Can't stand Kirsty permanent pseudo-frown face never moves Young

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that woman who presents BBC news whose eyebrows keep getting higher and higher (Fiona someone) and who is so desperately pleased with herself

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Newsnight Kirsty not too bad though (phew)

Amanda Holden. I can't stand her, she has a face I'd happily slap.

Lorne friggin Spicer.
and her put on posh voice during voice overs.

I can only think of women: Amanda Holdern, Mylene, Carol V, Holly W, Fearne Cotton, the one off the Apprentice who does the Channel 5 thing.

Now I just look like a jealous old women! (actually Carol V is older than me but still)

Muggle_ I'll hold her down for you. Simon Cowell has got a lot to answer for giving her ideas.

Kate Humble is really annoying - jolly hockey sticks, bouncy curly hair, isn't everything jolly super?!

I love Kirsty Young, though. I want her hair.

Tim Lovejoy - could he muster up any less enthusiasm? (Something for the Weekend - BBC2, sunday mornings)

Nick Knowles - loves himself and scruffy.