Vote here for the television presenter who irritates you most

[Jumblygirl]

I'll start with Kate Humble.

Well it's my own fault for switching on "LambWatch" of course but I turned it off again after 7 mins (honest).

She is so humungously patronising, never stops talking and everything is always about her and not the actual programme.

On a more positive note, I really love Monty Don.

And yes, before you ask, I am very bored today

Cups of tea or not, MA still does Zoolander posing when the other person is reading!

claudia winkleman
lauren laverne
jane middlemiss

all too cocky and sarcastic

mm i was right about wright

fern brittan and philip schofiekld

Oh yes, old Wossy is going out like a fading sun. He's gone all red giant and overblown. Did anyone see him presenting the Baftas - painful to behold.

Greg Wallace on Mastershef - there's just something about that man...he looks like he'd def play the 'do you know who I am..?' sleb card in a restaurant. He would though wouldn't he..?

I was astonished to see that Kate Silverton has a pair of specs like mine.

So she's OK.

FOrgot ALan Carr. Why is Heat magazine so obsessed with him? I heard his radio programme and it was dire dire dire.

Aaaaaghlan Carrrrrggh's voice is like fingernails down a blackboard. Do you suppose he does that voice ALL the time, even when he is talking to his bank manager or the milkman?

Just read your link Southeastastra.

Out of all the terms I'd use to describe Ian Wright, Jack-in-the-box would come way, way down the list.

I think I have dementia because I cannot remember the arsehole's name and I have even started threads about him here in the past I hate him so much.

Song and dance guy. J....

ohn Barrowman.
There it is. What a prize prick.

Eamon Holmes - patronising twunt

Spudmasher are you my mum?

She's always asking: 'Whatsname. You know, that one I don't like who gives me the creeps' that was Michael Winner.

'The blonde girl on in the day,' that was Holly Willoughby, but that was hard.

And the hardest one of all recently: 'Footballer, had an affair.' That turned out to be Wayne Rooney.

PS Her language can be quite fruity

Tallulahbelly, unless you are 11 then no.
However I do feel I am morphing into my own mum with every day that passes.
She hates The Barrowman too.

oh God George 'as an architect' whatever his name is
Fearne Cotton
Tess Daly Vernon Kay
Ian Wright
that Kate with the implausible teeth
Richard Hammond since his accident - no excuse for the raggedy hair or beads
Clarkson
Michael Winner
Oz Clarke
Am finding Hugh Fearnley W a bit eeewww
Fiona Phillips

Oh MaryAS Oz Clarke. What a grumpy twat he is.

I like the description earlier of Charlie Stayt. 'Nice but a dit dim'

The bloke off 'Wheeler Dealers' . Mike someone or other.

Hahaha!

I meant 'a bit dim'

Eamonn Holmes - has an ego the size of a house.

Steve Jones (Channel 4) - has an even bigger ego than Eamonn!

Fearne Cotton

Julia Bradbury

Natasha Kaplinski

That new one on GMTV who replaced Fiona Phillips

Fiona Phillips

Doesn't Matthew Amiroliwala (sp?) wera little high heels a la Prince? I'm sure I read that on here.

Kate Silverton - she was hated by another newsreader wasn't she? Philip Hayter (good name, in the circumstances)

I like Charlie Stayt as well. Just seems genuine.

at YanknCock's "Zoolander posing" and MAS's "Kate with the implausible teeth"

Sat on a train opposite Oz Clarke once - he was truly awful in a "look at me I'm famous" sort of way

Another vote for Alan Carr

Agree pointylog about Fearne Britten and her falsely "maternal and concerned" voice -

Don't mind Hugh Fearnley W but Dan Pearson gets my goat

and well, yes, Spudmasher, no contesting the Barrowman for prize twonk slot is there?

John Barrowman! He seriously scares me. I remember seeing him on an end of the year quiz show about two years ago, and he seemed so manic. He'd laugh really loudly with his mouth wide open, I thought he was going to eat someone's head! Seriously wondered if he'd done coke that evening.

Brenda Emmanus -'Arts Correspondent' for Newsroom Southeast or something.
Really irritating, sing song delivery