Vote here for the television presenter who irritates you most

[Jumblygirl]

I'll start with Kate Humble.

Well it's my own fault for switching on "LambWatch" of course but I turned it off again after 7 mins (honest).

She is so humungously patronising, never stops talking and everything is always about her and not the actual programme.

On a more positive note, I really love Monty Don.

And yes, before you ask, I am very bored today

Gosh its A ZOMBIE THREAD!

Keith Lemon,
Eamonn Holmes (smug arse),
Kirstie Alsopp,
I'll probably think of more later.

How did Brian Cox not get on this list?!? I agree 100% with Kate Humble leading the pack. But he's right up there, imho. In fact, I'd pay good money to see a mud/cage fight to the death between them. Not really sure who I'd pull for. Let nature take its course, I guess.

And Alan Titchmarsh not represented? I guess some of it is the context. I mean, EVERY freakin' footy announcer is irritating beyond the endurance for any creature with a brain 1/2 the size of a sultana... And speaking of sports announcers, you cannot beat Danny Morrison (cricket). He's like Dick Vitale crossed with the Saturday Night Live "copier guy", crossed with a yippy Chihuahua. He has the diction of a toothless drunk. He's kind of sad. The kind of guy you'd cross the street to avoid, so he NEVER uses anyone/thing's proper name, always a nickname to sound like he's their buddy.

Yeah, that pretty well covers the most irritating commentators on British tele, imvho.

She's in everything that she has no expertise or relevance of. He Husband is a TV executive producer...so she keeps getting TV slots that are incredibly painful to watch. BBC and nepotism go hand in hand as does the appalling quality of ant program she is associated with. Privilege and old boys network work serves her well. No talent, waste of space privileged entitled bubble headed, exorbitant fee pocketing shitehawk. It's amazing how well a no talent idiot van earn a fortune while having no discernable ability, talent or worth. Katie Bumble band her connected husband who's been banging her while she was sixteen...pedo hubby.

Christ. You've got an issue. Zombie thread