Vote here for the television presenter who irritates you most

[Jumblygirl]

I'll start with Kate Humble.

Well it's my own fault for switching on "LambWatch" of course but I turned it off again after 7 mins (honest).

She is so humungously patronising, never stops talking and everything is always about her and not the actual programme.

On a more positive note, I really love Monty Don.

And yes, before you ask, I am very bored today

[Pblac]

Gosh its A ZOMBIE THREAD!

[yawning801]

Keith Lemon,
Eamonn Holmes (smug arse),
Kirstie Alsopp,
I'll probably think of more later.

[VHEMT]

How did Brian Cox not get on this list?!? I agree 100% with Kate Humble leading the pack. But he's right up there, imho. In fact, I'd pay good money to see a mud/cage fight to the death between them. Not really sure who I'd pull for. Let nature take its course, I guess.

And Alan Titchmarsh not represented? I guess some of it is the context. I mean, EVERY freakin' footy announcer is irritating beyond the endurance for any creature with a brain 1/2 the size of a sultana... And speaking of sports announcers, you cannot beat Danny Morrison (cricket). He's like Dick Vitale crossed with the Saturday Night Live "copier guy", crossed with a yippy Chihuahua. He has the diction of a toothless drunk. He's kind of sad. The kind of guy you'd cross the street to avoid, so he NEVER uses anyone/thing's proper name, always a nickname to sound like he's their buddy.

Yeah, that pretty well covers the most irritating commentators on British tele, imvho.