Blimey lumpasmelly you have one twisted mind {wink}!
I just hope she gets acquitted. Om MOnday I thought she was a neurotic fool, by Tuesday I was liking her and by Wednesday and Thursday I was blubbing over the baby and when Ella said right at the end, "Mummy".
On a (ahem) serious note, I don't think the BBC will turn this into anything else other than a domestic abuse story. I don't think they can now that its kind of been hanging around. Imagine the outcry on MN if there is some ridiculous twist at the end or she turns out to be just a cold blooded killer. What that would do to victims of real and similar abuse.
Now, as you were. Anyone got any vaseline?