Celebrity Love Island

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I know I shouldn't watch this but I probably will. Can't beleive Kelly Brook is going to be one of the presenters - I thought she was all Hollywood now. And I thought Jayne Middlemiss was way too cool to be involved in something like this too.

Agree completely that Lee was baffled by Jayne's final night diary room "confession", but she did seem to be fairly drunk when she spilled her feelings. Thought Lee himself did some serious "I'd had too much to drink" verbal backpedalling when shown the footage of him smooching/talking with Abi.

Also agree that it is easy for Jayne to appear manipulative, but who was she supposed to confide in? Not making excuses for her though.

Noticed that Abi and Lee were standing together during the farewell shots, and Rebecca/Calum were nowhere close to each other. Interesting to speculate on what the celebrities said/did back at the hotel with no cameras around. I wonder if any of them will continue relationships in real life.

I find it fascinating that the two most "normal" girls (Jayne and Liz) didn't manage to attract anyone for the whole 5 weeks. Fran and Lee were highly complimentary about both women at the end in the diary room. Don't quite understand what it is those men want - both girls are attractive, intelligent, and funny but rather than having a chance at love they were branded "little and/or big sisters".

Somehow the fact that Jayne started off as topless model seems to have passed everyone by...not exactly the girl next door!

that's men for you Earlybird!
Apart from Jayne being a bit mad I think any bloke would be lucky to get either of those - more loyal and reliable than any of the others I should think

i missed the end who won??

It's a slow night on telly, and on Mumsnet, so thought I'd check in with my fellow Celebrity Love Island fans!

So, what's the gossip on our celebrities since they re-entered civilisation? Here's what I've heard:

1. Rumours of an Abi Titmuss boob job
2. Lady Isabella spokesperson confirming that she used to be bulimic a few years ago, but overcame it and is now healthy.
3. Fran's Soho nightclub is about to be bought by Peter Stringfellow.

What do the rest of you know about the real world lives of our beach paradise celebs?

I have not been sucked in by Big Brother, by the way, so my life is now a reality telly free zone!

Shouldn't this be moved to the Culture Vultures section ?

I read yesterday that Liz got together with one of the camera men at the after show party.

Yes, surfermum...I see what you mean regarding the Culture Vulture topic. Though even I have to admit it's a stretch to call Celebrity Love Island "culture"!!

Good for Liz! Hope she met a nice fellow. Wonder if Lee/Abi got together, or whether Paul/Isabella are still friends...

I haven't got into BB either, good job really my mumsnetting was being seriously affected.

Oh I read too that Jayne could be the next Cilla, she's been offered a job hosting a dating programme.