Celebrity Love Island

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I know I shouldn't watch this but I probably will. Can't beleive Kelly Brook is going to be one of the presenters - I thought she was all Hollywood now. And I thought Jayne Middlemiss was way too cool to be involved in something like this too.

I believe you've never seen it either? It's amazing what one picks up without watching....

Abi is such a flirt, and so self absorbed!

Must say I'm hypnotised by Rebecca's perfect breast implants. She looks great physically.

Agree that Jayne will probably watch herself later and cringe. But, I do think Lee sends mixed signals....at least the show is edited to suggest that.

So they havent been bit by something poisonous?

Did anyone watch this last night (anyone that will admit to it? )

Paul really turns into a nutter when he's had too much to drink. And I am going to be so disappointed if the lovely Lee ends up with Abi!

has anyone been at it yet? I am not allowed to watch, sniff sniff

It looks like callum and rebecca we're last night - they disapeared into the girls bathroom that has no camera and took off there mike's - came out 18mins later

18 minutes what were they doing?

apparntly cleaning - according to kelly and patrick

he was helping her find a contact lens?

ohhh - 'cleaning' - mmm

Callum to Paul - 'you're going to say what you feel on tv?' Paul - 'yes'

and what about you Callum? - you're the soul of discretion eh?

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I thought RL was in luurve with a bird she met in LA?

ninah - think RL is an "equal opportunity shagger"!

Are there any people you think should get together that haven't?

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After snootily refusing to watch this, I have secumbed and watched two episodes this week. It is strangly compelling isn't it....

it's the Pot Noodle of telly
you feel filthy afterwards

Very true. I feel so dirty I'm quite furtive about it and don't readily admit to watching it!

I have missed loads of this, but I will be gutted if my teen-crush Lee Sharpe goes for Abi!! She's such a wh*re!!!
I thought he had more taste (and dreamt he may prefer brunettes...)

I don't think she's all that bad really....

I bit ummmm sexually available, but seems a reasonably nice person? (or have I lost the plot!)

I think she is quite sweet and so lacking in self esteemm or else why the need to be so, um, needy

Yes that's it - the self esteem thing. She craves and needs approval.

I would like to give her a reassuring cuddle - as long as she doesn't go all sapphic (?sp.) on me

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Thing that amazes me is that it doesn't seem to bother most of the lads....the fact that she's happy to snog or cuddle whoever she can. One by one they line up for a bit of the action. Perhaps she's just a safe bet! Thought it was really sad that she behaved the way she did with the surfers...she would have got all their attention anyway so why behave like a trollop.

Paul is clearly an alcoholic....all the signs are there.

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