There was a funny item on Popbitch today about Paul. Here it is, in all it's cut/paste glory!
"Paul Danan, the must-watch star of Celebrity
Love Island. But before Isabella Hervey and
Nikki Ziering, Paul used to have an obsession
with Cameron Diaz. He went to LA to try and
meet her, and when he couldn't Paul found out
who her lawyer was, and sent a designer handbag
and pair of shoes to him for Cameron.
Paul then got himself into the Charlies Angels
premiere and tried to get the security guards
to let him into the VIP area to meet Diaz.
When that failed he took to shouting across
the velvet rope "Cam... Cam.. did you like
your bag? It was from me you know!"
Unsurprisingly, Mr Danan was ejected as officials
thought he was a stalker.
(Fyi: Despite everyone's initial misgivings, the
torrent of bad reviews and despite, or because of,
its minimalist tedium Celebrity Love Island
brilliant. This summer's most talked-about TV.
Next to it, Big Brother looks fake, gimmicky, and
crammed with attention-seeking wannabes.)"