Celebrity Love Island

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I know I shouldn't watch this but I probably will. Can't beleive Kelly Brook is going to be one of the presenters - I thought she was all Hollywood now. And I thought Jayne Middlemiss was way too cool to be involved in something like this too.

ok, I just have to say, why does everyone hate Abi so much, she seems pretty ok to me, very normal apart from when she kissed Paul which is a repulsive idea. She seems to like Lee but I think she's torn about doing anything on TV/then not caring when she's drunk.
Isn't Paul the most scummy horrible disgusting male on the planet, & he has 2 women after him??? that is so wierd, he treats them like dirt & refuses to hear any criticism of himself, why oh why was he so shocked when a playboy model flashed her bum a bit.
I think Jane is ok, just doesn't seem to have sussed male/female relationships yet but I presumed she was over Lee & therefore the trip was just a bit of fun.
Was a bit mean of the boys to look like they were up for a death sentence when going for the love shack.
phew, glad to get all that off my chest.

Can anyone shed any light on why Paul and Isabella keep telling the cameras that hey are really very much alike? Has anyone noticed any faint hint of similarity? I would have said they were stunningly unalike in termperament, personality, background, you name it.

Also, Jayne seems infinitely prettier than she was at the start. Is it a tan or is she just more rested? I can't believe I am bothering to write this down....

Shoot me now.

that's another thing I was thinking last night, do you think Isabella's been brainwashed, Paul told her they were alike & now she's repeating it.. I hope she's got some good friends in RL who will restore her sanity.

Eowyn - hmm, I know what you mean about Abi. Till this morning I thought she was OK but I watched last nights episode (on video as was watching The Contender last night) and she just seemed a bit mean to Lee. She was really after him and now she's distancing herself. Agree it might be, as you say, she does like him but doesn't like the cameras about.

However, given her history I find it hard to believe! Plus, even by the medical room when Lee was talking about when they get home she said 'I can't promise anything'. Fair enough but if you really like someone you'd say 'it would be great to see how it goes' or something!

agree, wierd how non-committal they are. I have to admit I don't really see any tabloids so I take her at face value + that program that was about her where she seemed to feel rather mis-judged. I wonder if she really didn't remember what she'd said the night before or just found it convenient to say so. Otherwise i think they make a nice couple but think he might be a bit "slow" for her in RL maybe. Having said which I know even less about him.
I must get a life..

Can anyone tell me when is:-
the next eviction
what will happen if its just girls left?
what night does it finish.. (so I can stay in)

I would like Jayne to win... she is looking really good and more relaxed these days,
Paul needs to watch this whole show to see how he comes accross... then he can make some life changes!!
Still think Nicki was paid extra to come in and spice things up...
Abi... well what can I say about her thats not already been said... she's stringing Lee along... what does he see in her... all that blinking she does drives me crazy...

Thats my opinion, FWIW

Rummum

there are evictions every night this week until friday

I think Abi would have anyone rather than no-one. I think Jane picked Lee rather than show everyone she fancies Fran. As for Paul well can't be bothered to think about that one !!

Does anyone think that perhaps Calum was brought out early under the pretence of an eviction to get him out of the public eye before his dad's arrest today? I imagine if George Best's lawyers knew of the allegations in advance they might have arranged it with the producers.
What do you think?

Ooh, very possible! It was a bit of a shock eviction - thought Rebecca would go before him (think people dislike her more than him) or even Liz.

I know, it did seem rather surprising...

I love Liz but I can't see why anyone would vote for her as she only gets on camera if she wanders in behind someone else!

The funneist thing ever was Paul saying about thouse long socks

I missed last night's! I saw a bit on a preview with Fran having a go at Rebecca over Calum leaving - what was that all about? So are Abi and Lee an item or not? I can't believe I care, but sadly I do.

Patrick Kielty - sooooooo funny!

"Isabella, is beautiful, cute and thick as two short planks"

PMSL!!!!!

Is Paul Danan related to Darren Day?

or Fred West?

I missed the show tonight! Fill me in - who can summarise?

Paul was being a right tw*t - now says he doesn't really like Nikki as she is a bit of a slapper or something and Isabella seems to be keen on Paul again (WHEN WILL SHE EVER LEARN?) Jayne and Fran seem to be having a laugh in the love shack. Think that's about it really - tomorrow they will chuck out one girl then it's one per night until the end

Paul: Isabella is like my sister and I fancy her

• oh right!

yes - I wondered about that too!!!

What's happening with Abi and Lee? How are Jayne and Fran getting on in the loveshack, and what are they doing to occupy themselves?

don't know about Abi and Lee - didn't see it all. Fran and Jayne just seem to be having a laugh and gossiping about Paul

bump for the daytime crowd - I missed the show last night. What happened?

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EB - they're going to start voting one off a night now.

Nikki is v upset (I was shocked to find myself feeling sorry for her) cos Paul was being a right sh*t and as usual he started mewling about how upset he was to everyone else!

They did a quiz for a daytrip - its was hilarious - you wouldn't believe how thick they are - Isabella got asked 4 x 12 - she knew 2 x 12 was 24 so instead of just doubling she counted the rest on her fingers - all that expensive education
Fran & Jayne were talking about the Isa/Nikki/Paul debacle. There's a mouse in the resort and thats about it really!