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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:39

Ouch! Bitchy male French comment about how this would be better without the backing singers (and I don't think they meant musically)

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 20:39

The lyrics sound like they've come out of some sort of generic pop song generator.

DH has informed me that is typical of Eurovision....

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:39

THunderduck - you are correct, I thought I'd seen it somewhere before .. my nan's house!

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 20:39

lol

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:39

LOL Imoverere.... I was just looking at her lungs babe, honest

FreshlyFrozen · 16/05/2009 20:39

I quite like this one. Outfits are god awful though. Mind you i guess it is cold there.

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:40

Dance track for eurovision?

Stilla · 16/05/2009 20:40

oh I LOVE sakis !

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:40

Greek guy loves himself - in the semis when they announced he had got thro the first thing he did was take a photo on his mobile phone!

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 20:40

Greek guy obviously fancies himself a bit

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:40

"Le grand favouri" here. Judging by the quality of the dancing that doesn't shock me in the slightest - the French men must feel quite at home!

PMSL @ GN!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:40

Blimey, now he really has been rigged up to the mains!

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 20:41

OMG PMSL

Ewe · 16/05/2009 20:41

He is awesome!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:41

And groin thrust!!

Piffle · 16/05/2009 20:41

Agh Greece
True to eurovision
Dear god

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:41

Its Ricky Martins brother!

BONKERZ · 16/05/2009 20:41

wow go greece! LMAO

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 20:41

Cheesy EV at its best

cockneydadtobe · 16/05/2009 20:41

arrghhhhhh Ricky Martin's evil(er) twin

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:42

Ohh I so wanted him to fall over when he jumped

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:42

Its all gone Ricky Martin.

Whats with the moving walkway???

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:42

This really ticks all those Eurovision boxes doesn't it? All he needs now is a chick ripping off her frock and they need to crank up that wind machine.

HeinzSight · 16/05/2009 20:42

DH just said 'he's got to win, he's a Ricky.....' I added 'Gervais' DH obviously meant Martin PMSL, we're now thining very much Gervais with the dancing....

He's GOT to win!!!!!

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:42

Please let him fall of the moving table!