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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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canny · 16/05/2009 20:42

This is more like it!

MissingMyWheels · 16/05/2009 20:42

Oh dear. Intro by Faithless, chorus by steps, dance moves by Kevin Bacon...

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:42

This is going to be massive, mark my words.

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 20:42

....and he's pulled one more button open....

glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 20:42

i'd rather something like this won it than some sappy feckin ballad TBH eurovision is meant to be cheesy clappy dancey shite!

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:42

I love this.. this is what Eurovision is all about.

Cheesy

Tortoise · 16/05/2009 20:42

DC like this one.
Enough of the groin grabbing!

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 20:43

No such luck Ollie!

Lol @ GN's comment 'exercise video by xmas'!

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 20:43

GN says he'll have a keep fit video by xmas

SlartyBartFast · 16/05/2009 20:43

how is israel in?
is it in europe?

Stilla · 16/05/2009 20:43

he has major contract with vodafone - perhaps thats why he is flashing the phone !

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:44

I'm liking good old GN .. doing a good line in irony/sarcasm/disbelief.

cockneydadtobe · 16/05/2009 20:44

armenia - looks like a bad lloyd weber job

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:44

I think these have used all the sequins in Armenia for their costume!

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:44

A lot of the countries in really aren't in Europe...

I quite like Armenia!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:44

Slarty, I know this one.. It's because the original entrants of the Eurovision song contest were all the members of the European Broadcast Union, which bizarrely Israel was a member of. Blame the EBU.

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:45

Cup of tea break whilst this tripe is on!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:45

but what do Arthurian costumes have to do with modern Armenia?

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:45

Love GNs comment about their national costumes "only in a town where Liberace is the mayor!"

Quite good though... nice ethnic feel to it. At least it's not a sweeping ballad.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/05/2009 20:45

diffId, they are quite a sparkly bunch!

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:45

Bit bollywood, maybe?

cockneydadtobe · 16/05/2009 20:46

oh a key change how exciting...

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:46

and the vote from the IOH house

nul points

JonAndHate · 16/05/2009 20:47

PMSL!!!!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:47

uh-oh here come the Ruskies... Boo! Hisss! Fix! Fix!

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