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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 20:26

thought that was ulrika ka ka ka!

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:26

Is there somne wardrobe ruling that everyone has to dress in black and white?

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:26

Malena is flat in the non opera parts. Not great.

cthea · 16/05/2009 20:27

DD1(4) is scoring 10 for the swedes' dress. Gosh, painful to listen to.

Ewe · 16/05/2009 20:27

Is she definitely a she?

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 20:27

Wow. She has exceptionally wide shoulders. Wouldn't like to be on the wrong side of her in a dark alley.

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:27

oh differentID you can't expect them to sing in tune!

But the ending was painful

glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 20:28

ooh i quite liked that!

Heated · 16/05/2009 20:28

did Sweden just gargle in the middle?

MsMaggieBeauregarde · 16/05/2009 20:28

At least France are in it. I find it too hard to care about countries I've never been too, don't know anybody from there, probably won't ever visit, couldn't exactly pinpoint on a map etc..

I know that makes me sound more insular and parochial than I actually am! I'm not a xenophobe at all. I could just find some "giving a damn" in the bag when it was UK, France, Spain, Italy, Belgium, The Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Ireland, Greece, Portugal... ah the good ol' days really!

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:29

"Nous adorons Patricia mais la Suede...c'etait pas si mal."

ROFL

Agreed with the black and white rule.

Watch out for dodgy pelvic movements here....

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:29

Croatia's not a bad looking boy.

Heated · 16/05/2009 20:29

he's a sock stuffer

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:29

Ooooooo glitteryb6 - you have made my night! Thank you! Happy memories - I used to like Mr Turquoise shirt the best!

God - more warbling from Croatia!

cthea · 16/05/2009 20:30

He fancies himself a bit, doesn't he?

canny · 16/05/2009 20:30

Did Ireland not get through or am I been stupid, can't spot them on the website final list?

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:30

oh hell,

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 20:30

did someone just step on the cat's tail?

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:30

Ireland didn't get through the semi finals

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 20:31

They didn't get through.

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:31

pretty windy on stage I notice

Someone shut the back door...

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:31

Hmm this croatian stuff must grow on you... after listening 10000 times... rotten the first time though.

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:31

my cat's have run and hid.

YanknCock · 16/05/2009 20:32

loving GN's comment about wind machines and 'wafting'

glitteryb6 · 16/05/2009 20:32

intro sounds like hey there delilah