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Eurovision song contest

873 replies

Kimi · 16/05/2009 19:53

Won't be the same without Wogan and we will get nil points thanks to political voting.
The songs will all be crap, some bint will be almost topless, there well be body hair where we don't need to see body hair and more perma tan then you can shake Victoria Beckham at.

There you go no need to watch now

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differentID · 16/05/2009 20:32

Who put th et-mobile advert through then?

Heated · 16/05/2009 20:33

She's a pleasant change

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:33

Neither did Holland (where I live) make the final - major shock as they were hyped up (well over here anyway!) as being one of the favourites with a really cheesy song! (Lotsa crys of 'fix' apparently!)

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:33

this is a little better... quite sweet (if she were in better tune - have they not heard of feedback speakers?)

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:33

Well apparently the French like the Portuguese! But there's an accordion so perhaps we're not suprised.

Apparently they have prepared a very lively song.

Please post any GN gems - I miss sarcastic Enlgish commentary. The French are way too serious...

BONKERZ · 16/05/2009 20:34

what number are we singing then?

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:34

nice visual on blokes wiggling arse.

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:35

23rd apparently

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:35

he was quite complementary about this one frankkin... GN likes the Portugese too.

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:35

That bongo player is a tad too happy!

tillyfernackerpants · 16/05/2009 20:35

Anyone else think the Portuguese set designer has perhaps ingested something?!

Btw, hope you don't mind me jumping in!

Tortoise · 16/05/2009 20:35

That wasn't bad.

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:35

A call here to vote for our Portugues friends "si vous aimiez"

canny · 16/05/2009 20:36

Ahh thanks, I thought they had to get through like we do don't we? Something to do with funding. Might be talking rubbish though.

I have eaten all my eurovision night snacks already, how long can I last now

frAKKINPannikin · 16/05/2009 20:36

23 I think bonkerz

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:36

GN referring to Iceland having no money for costumes and singer wearing an old bridesmaid dress! HTH Frakkin

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:37

Agree with GN, shocking dress on the Icelandic chick, but nice song. A bit too sophisticated for Eurovision surely?

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:37

ooo he has a point! dress

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:37

she's like bo-peep according to my bf, who's in the room with me.

Imoverhere · 16/05/2009 20:38

Its all gone very ball dressie this year.

Cpl of v buxom backing singers. Dh commented that you need big lungs to be a backing singer... I pointed out that those are not lungs

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:38

douze points to Iceland and dix points to Portugal from me so far.

differentID · 16/05/2009 20:38

pmsl

Thunderduck · 16/05/2009 20:38

Ball dressie? More like loo roll cover.

OllieWollieWoo · 16/05/2009 20:38

Imoverhere!

HeadFairy · 16/05/2009 20:39

Nul points to the rest though...