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CORONATION STREET THREAD. We're still in a heatwave, and it's going to be stuffy in that prison for Sarah! Nearly August 2026 already! **No spoilers please.**

892 replies

SabreIsMyFave · 23/07/2026 10:08

Shiny new thread. Smile

So, Sarah's been arrested for killing Theo, Kit is trying to get her out of prison without implicating himself, (and is desperate to pin it on Gary,) and Gary and Maria are at loggerheads after Gary decided to help Sarah cover her tracks!

Swain is as useless as ever, constantly talking very loudly about any case she's working on, and in front of as many people as possible!

Betsy has had a stroke, after engaging in non-fatal strangulation during sex with Dylan, and Dylan's in trouble for it, even though Betsy doesn't blame him. Sean (his dad) is trying to blame anyone but him, even Brodie!

Most other storylines/characters seem to be fairly quiet at the moment, but I'm sure they will touch on them again soon...

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Allseeingallknowing · 20/08/2026 14:15

JellyBeanSpring25 · 20/08/2026 11:56

He’ll be picking up his GCSE results today!

He‘ll do well in PE!

zanahoria · 20/08/2026 16:22

Freysimo · 20/08/2026 14:07

I don't understand why Speed Daal is considered such a money spinner. Surely most restaurants make their profits on alcohol and Speed Daal isn't licenced.

Corrienomics is baffling

The knicker factory somehow competes with Chinese mega factories even though there are about four knicker stitchers

The Kabin gets buy on selling a few copies of the gazette and a quarter of sherbet bonbons every week

The pub was losing money but now is thriving even though they have added more staff

Dev has three businesses but is sometimes skint

TheignT · 20/08/2026 18:39

JellyBeanSpring25 · 19/08/2026 21:58

I reckon funeral lady. She’s arrived for a reason, it’s got to be to do with Kit. Is she his adoptive Mum? Or maybe the friend who she’s arranging the funeral for (unless it’s her funeral).

I thought his adoptive mum was already dead.

TheignT · 20/08/2026 18:41

OnTheBoardwalk · 19/08/2026 22:04

I was liking Brody and the girls (mark 2) so he’s now homeless so Sally and Tim can have 3 emotional unstable girls in the same house as new foster carers

what made him think he could move in with Kit in Sarah’s flat?

Because he's his dad. It's the sort of thing you might think your dad would do for you.

Empress13 · 20/08/2026 19:59

Allseeingallknowing · 20/08/2026 14:15

He‘ll do well in PE!

Spoke too soon 😩

Empress13 · 20/08/2026 20:01

zanahoria · 20/08/2026 16:22

Corrienomics is baffling

The knicker factory somehow competes with Chinese mega factories even though there are about four knicker stitchers

The Kabin gets buy on selling a few copies of the gazette and a quarter of sherbet bonbons every week

The pub was losing money but now is thriving even though they have added more staff

Dev has three businesses but is sometimes skint

And the pub thrives considering all drinks are on the house!

Empress13 · 20/08/2026 20:28

PensionPTake · 19/08/2026 22:21

I think she's the dodgy Fiona that Karl was involved with

Yes she was Ronnie’s ex

suburburban · 20/08/2026 21:13

the80sweregreat · 19/08/2026 22:28

The blond woman at the poker table had the most annoying face didn’t she.

Yes hatchett look

zanahoria · 20/08/2026 21:20

Richie is the new Sarah, determined to drag other people down with him.

Tim needs to ask his stupid cousin what earth was he doing staying out all night and getting pissed leaving his daughter with her violent mother?

zanahoria · 20/08/2026 21:32

Will needs to take inspiration from Bethany who failed her GCSEs, never retook them but still became a top journalist

JohnBullshit · 20/08/2026 22:17

I was going to say, enough with the constant throwing in of people we don't recognise with apparently crucial storylines, then I pulled myself up. Could it be a cunning device to get us to empathise with Debbie's illness? Who's this then? Do I know you? Every friggin day.
I'm sure that's not so. But it would still make more bloody sense than chucking new randoms at us every episode.

zanahoria · 20/08/2026 22:24

Perhaps random Welsh mum will be the next serial killer

Andepeda · 20/08/2026 22:56

It's looking more and more likely that Lucy killed her mum.

OnTheBoardwalk · 20/08/2026 23:10

TheignT · 20/08/2026 18:41

Because he's his dad. It's the sort of thing you might think your dad would do for you.

Yeah but his dad who is no fixed abode living in his ex girlfriend’s flat, no longer looking after her kid who has moved out

maybe he should have at least spoken to him first…

zanahoria · 20/08/2026 23:55

Andepeda · 20/08/2026 22:56

It's looking more and more likely that Lucy killed her mum.

Her outbursts are becoming even more absurd

Empress13 · 21/08/2026 05:54

OnTheBoardwalk · 20/08/2026 23:10

Yeah but his dad who is no fixed abode living in his ex girlfriend’s flat, no longer looking after her kid who has moved out

maybe he should have at least spoken to him first…

Why is Fit Kit even still there ? Harry has moved out and doesn’t even like him and Sarah has binned him? Where is money coming from to pay rent/mortgage bills etc? Does Bethany have a job ?? Why hasn’t Carla been to see her given she works for her? Does she even still have a job at factoreh??? All these unanswered questions!! lol

HurdyGurdy19 · 21/08/2026 07:50

Kit bought the house for Gemma and Chesney, so do they live rent-free, or are they paying him rent?

Wondering if he's using that to pay for, or at least towards, Sarah's mortgage?

FeltCarrot · 21/08/2026 08:05

You can buy a terraced house in Salford for £185k and DC’s in Greater Manchester can earn up yo £45k depending on experience,
Does Kit also own a flat? Throne Tim’s mum had bought. Wonder how he affords it all!

the80sweregreat · 21/08/2026 08:23

The new woman. She seems determined to spend a huge amount on her funeral. Seems mad to me. Will she haunt the new alcoholic Todd if it doesn’t go her way ? Some kind of after life secret shopper ? Very random story and Todd will probably forget the horses the state his in lately.

SabreIsMyFave · 21/08/2026 11:35

So Tim's cousin Richie has changed his mood, gone all dark and weird. As Tim said to Sally, he got shirty when Tim said he wouldn't lie for him.

It's ludicrous for Richie to expect Tim to say his wife was aggressive and violent and the like, as Tim said, he never met her. The police would tear Tim apart in a few minutes (well Swain may take a few days) if Tim came forward to defend Richie and say his wife was violent. How on earth would Tim know? He hadn't seen Richie for 30+ years until 2 weeks ago. he literally only has Richie's word for it.

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Andepeda · 21/08/2026 11:45

SabreIsMyFave · 21/08/2026 11:35

So Tim's cousin Richie has changed his mood, gone all dark and weird. As Tim said to Sally, he got shirty when Tim said he wouldn't lie for him.

It's ludicrous for Richie to expect Tim to say his wife was aggressive and violent and the like, as Tim said, he never met her. The police would tear Tim apart in a few minutes (well Swain may take a few days) if Tim came forward to defend Richie and say his wife was violent. How on earth would Tim know? He hadn't seen Richie for 30+ years until 2 weeks ago. he literally only has Richie's word for it.

I think Richie can't tell the truth about who killed his missus, and is getting a bit desperate in case Lucy confesses.

zanahoria · 21/08/2026 11:53

SabreIsMyFave · 21/08/2026 11:35

So Tim's cousin Richie has changed his mood, gone all dark and weird. As Tim said to Sally, he got shirty when Tim said he wouldn't lie for him.

It's ludicrous for Richie to expect Tim to say his wife was aggressive and violent and the like, as Tim said, he never met her. The police would tear Tim apart in a few minutes (well Swain may take a few days) if Tim came forward to defend Richie and say his wife was violent. How on earth would Tim know? He hadn't seen Richie for 30+ years until 2 weeks ago. he literally only has Richie's word for it.

Tim would risk everything and Richie would gain little

He already has an eye witness, the only one, speaking up for his version of events

TheignT · 21/08/2026 11:56

Freysimo · 20/08/2026 14:07

I don't understand why Speed Daal is considered such a money spinner. Surely most restaurants make their profits on alcohol and Speed Daal isn't licenced.

I don't know how it is currently but my parents were in the hospitality business. My mother used to say they made more on soft drinks than alcohol. A local Indian restaurant hasn't got a licence and won't even allow you to bring your own alcohol in. They've been going for years and seem to be doing well. Probably wouldn't work for all restaurants but we like it, no noisy drunks.

TheignT · 21/08/2026 12:03

Empress13 · 21/08/2026 05:54

Why is Fit Kit even still there ? Harry has moved out and doesn’t even like him and Sarah has binned him? Where is money coming from to pay rent/mortgage bills etc? Does Bethany have a job ?? Why hasn’t Carla been to see her given she works for her? Does she even still have a job at factoreh??? All these unanswered questions!! lol

Maybe Kit and Bethany are paying the bills, maybe he was paying his share even when Sarah was there. He's rented out his flat, why would Sarah evict him when she's got bigger things to worry about and probably useful if he's paying the rent and bills. Bethany works at Audrey's doing nails. Carla did go to see her, we didn't see it but I'm sure she commented on how Sarah was.

Edited to say yes Carla did visit Sarah, when she was talking about it Lisa got a bit worked as Carla was being sympathetic

OnTheBoardwalk · 21/08/2026 13:13

With only Fit Kit and Bethany in the flat I wonder what they could be setting up to happen…are the writers really going to be this obvious? This is just a guess and the only reason I can see them having Fit Kit still there