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Elevate your watching experience 6 ways with Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 29/04/2026 21:16

The contest continues…..

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TheDogsMother · 11/05/2026 20:22

Belfast guy has a bit of Chris McCausland about him.

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:22

Grace looking like a deputy head

bungobungobungo · 11/05/2026 20:22

So the person who made a sandwich, albeit a deep fried one got through 🤔

Sunbird24 · 11/05/2026 20:22

Dead proud Nonna looking down

Fransgran · 11/05/2026 20:23

Meringue roulade is a tricky little brute

Piggywaspushed · 11/05/2026 20:25

TheDogsMother · 11/05/2026 20:22

Belfast guy has a bit of Chris McCausland about him.

He does , doesn't he? It's a Celtic thing . he also looks a bit like the Poundshop McAvoy from last week.

Sunbird24 · 11/05/2026 20:27

Rolling dramas…

Fransgran · 11/05/2026 20:27

TheDogsMother · 11/05/2026 20:22

Belfast guy has a bit of Chris McCausland about him.

Chris McCausland has a better haircut

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:27

I really want some gooey roulade now.

LaMarschallin · 11/05/2026 20:27

Thank goodness - I seem to be back to normal (not sure how).
I do not recommend the app - utter shit.

RomainingCalm · 11/05/2026 20:29

If I saw lemon curd meringue roulade on a menu I’d be in there!

This is another tricky task under pressure though.

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:29

Me too especially with raspberries

Fransgran · 11/05/2026 20:30

LaMarschallin · 11/05/2026 20:27

Thank goodness - I seem to be back to normal (not sure how).
I do not recommend the app - utter shit.

Well done you. I'd have been screaming for my tech guy (son in law, very talented and very pissed off with me and my incompetence.)

LaMarschallin · 11/05/2026 20:30

Anna's desert island cosmetic would be blusher.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:32

I once, at Christmas, decided to make a chestnut puree roulade. No other fucker liked it, adults because there was trifle and kids because they are ungrateful twats. I ended up eating the lot and I regret nothing.

Sunbird24 · 11/05/2026 20:32

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:32

I once, at Christmas, decided to make a chestnut puree roulade. No other fucker liked it, adults because there was trifle and kids because they are ungrateful twats. I ended up eating the lot and I regret nothing.

I would have had some, don’t like trifle

Fransgran · 11/05/2026 20:33

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:32

I once, at Christmas, decided to make a chestnut puree roulade. No other fucker liked it, adults because there was trifle and kids because they are ungrateful twats. I ended up eating the lot and I regret nothing.

Good for you. You're wasted on your family, as am I on mine. Pearls before swine

LaMarschallin · 11/05/2026 20:34

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride
I once, at Christmas, decided to make a chestnut puree roulade.

First homemade roulade I ate was a chestnut one made by my MiL (a phenomenal cook) - loved it!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:34

Has Simon got a midlife crisis ponytail?

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:34

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:34

Has Simon got a midlife crisis ponytail?

Just thinking that

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:35

The black pudding scallops peas

TheDogsMother · 11/05/2026 20:35

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:32

I once, at Christmas, decided to make a chestnut puree roulade. No other fucker liked it, adults because there was trifle and kids because they are ungrateful twats. I ended up eating the lot and I regret nothing.

I made a Yule log roulade. It cracked and was falling apart so I covered in a ton of chocolate butter icing and strategically placed robins. Job done.

Piggywaspushed · 11/05/2026 20:35

What is 'el dontay'? Is it a Mediterranean wind?

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:36

Fantastico

RomainingCalm · 11/05/2026 20:36

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:35

The black pudding scallops peas

I’ve missed it - there was a time in the olden days when it appeared in every heat along with the (undercooked) rack of lamb and a chocolate fondant.

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