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Elevate your watching experience 6 ways with Masterchef Thread 2

999 replies

Halsall · 29/04/2026 21:16

The contest continues…..

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littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:37

RomainingCalm · 11/05/2026 20:36

I’ve missed it - there was a time in the olden days when it appeared in every heat along with the (undercooked) rack of lamb and a chocolate fondant.

Yep

LaMarschallin · 11/05/2026 20:37

Piggywaspushed · 11/05/2026 20:35

What is 'el dontay'? Is it a Mediterranean wind?

😁
I was wondering what that was too.

Ooh, this does sound rich - and I normally love rich food.

TheDogsMother · 11/05/2026 20:38

Wow I love his tomato cutting technique 🤩

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:38

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:34

Just thinking that

He's gone all Legolas.

Sunbird24 · 11/05/2026 20:39

Andy clearly never met Greggggg…

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:39

Ooooooh we know someone who didnt like chocolate and orange don't we chuffs?

Piggywaspushed · 11/05/2026 20:39

Sunbird24 · 11/05/2026 20:39

Andy clearly never met Greggggg…

Lucky Andy.

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:39

Last week were a better bunch. So far

Piggywaspushed · 11/05/2026 20:40

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:39

Ooooooh we know someone who didnt like chocolate and orange don't we chuffs?

It's such a mind blowing combination. I am sure Gregggg is still bewildered.

ilovesooty · 11/05/2026 20:40

Sunbird24 · 11/05/2026 20:39

Andy clearly never met Greggggg…

I'm wondering if his fiancée will struggle to get into her wedding dress.

Piggywaspushed · 11/05/2026 20:41

Simon looks like the magician next door in 'Submarine'.

Niche popular culture reference.

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:41

Pictures of a Nonna 💃💃💃💃💃🔥🔥😧

Sunbird24 · 11/05/2026 20:41

Simon is now a be-mulleted elf lord

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/05/2026 20:41

Alright, what the actual fuck is he wearing?

ilovesooty · 11/05/2026 20:41

Tony was a tosser.

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:41

Omg Simon

TheDogsMother · 11/05/2026 20:42

Its nana/nonna heavy this evening

Fransgran · 11/05/2026 20:42

Which is more annoying, men of a certain age sporting a pony tail or a man bun? I'm voting pony tail

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:43

Fransgran · 11/05/2026 20:42

Which is more annoying, men of a certain age sporting a pony tail or a man bun? I'm voting pony tail

Both

LaMarschallin · 11/05/2026 20:44

I reckon man bun.
Means they've faffed about with their hair even more.
Hairbands are pretty bad too.

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:44

Jeez jaunty scarves and sparkly shirts and pony tails

Fransgran · 11/05/2026 20:44

unnecessary floral decoration

RomainingCalm · 11/05/2026 20:45

The cabin crew style scarf also deserves a mention…

Sunbird24 · 11/05/2026 20:45

It’s not even a pony tail, it’s just kind of slicked back and hanging loose at the. Ack of his head

littlbrowndog · 11/05/2026 20:45

RomainingCalm · 11/05/2026 20:45

The cabin crew style scarf also deserves a mention…

Yep. And the nail varnish. So edgy 😏