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Elevate your watching experience 6 ways with Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 29/04/2026 21:16

The contest continues…..

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 04/05/2026 20:06

Swejen a fathod I think he said

Swede and chocolate though 🤢

LaMarschallin · 04/05/2026 20:06

Evening all!
Ooh, we used to have swede and potatoes mashed together in Wales, called "potch".
Tongue - not at all keen.

Halsall · 04/05/2026 20:07
Elevate GIF by Le-Vel

It's the theme word of the series, Chuffs!

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SwedishEdith · 04/05/2026 20:07

Oh, god, I hate being reminded that tongue looks like a tongue. I used to eat it on my sandwiches for school so, presumably, it was cheap.

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2026 20:08

Just tuned in with my Marmite toast to be told that tongue is 'divisive'.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 04/05/2026 20:08

Does everyone like the new hosts? It might have been better with a comedian imo

LaMarschallin · 04/05/2026 20:08

"Heroically seasoned"?!
Gosh

Sunbird24 · 04/05/2026 20:09

I’m sitting here wondering if I can elevate a massive plate of air-fryered breaded chicken bits, as a fuse went in the kitchen some time on Friday and none of the other people who use it thought to identify the faulty item and unplug it so they could at least get the fridge-freezer working again…

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2026 20:10

We went to the pub today and DH had a pie made of concrete. I did suggest he told them it was not him'on a plate' , had a poor 'mouth feel' and wasn't 'eating well'.He settled for 'it's disgusting'.

Halsall · 04/05/2026 20:10

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2026 20:10

We went to the pub today and DH had a pie made of concrete. I did suggest he told them it was not him'on a plate' , had a poor 'mouth feel' and wasn't 'eating well'.He settled for 'it's disgusting'.

😂😂😂😂

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TheDogsMother · 04/05/2026 20:11

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2026 20:10

We went to the pub today and DH had a pie made of concrete. I did suggest he told them it was not him'on a plate' , had a poor 'mouth feel' and wasn't 'eating well'.He settled for 'it's disgusting'.

🤣🤣

TheDogsMother · 04/05/2026 20:12

Oh no, Turbot man !

PotterHead1985 · 04/05/2026 20:12

How tf do you drop it?!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 04/05/2026 20:12

It looks nice

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2026 20:13

I am not a steak fan but that looked really nice.

Sunbird24 · 04/05/2026 20:13

PotterHead1985 · 04/05/2026 20:12

How tf do you drop it?!

And then stand looking at the production staff like they’re going to offer you a do-over

Halsall · 04/05/2026 20:13

TheDogsMother · 04/05/2026 20:12

Oh no, Turbot man !

But not exactly a surprise, given they've been showing that clip as part of the title sequence to just about every episode for the last 3 weeks…

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 04/05/2026 20:13

Why does the food have to be inspired by anyone 🤔

TheDogsMother · 04/05/2026 20:13

I would love that steak and chips.

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 04/05/2026 20:14

PotterHead1985 · 04/05/2026 20:12

How tf do you drop it?!

Something I could easily do, OTOH I’m not applying for MC.

LaMarschallin · 04/05/2026 20:14

Sunbird24 · 04/05/2026 20:13

And then stand looking at the production staff like they’re going to offer you a do-over

Exactly!

Halsall · 04/05/2026 20:14

Everything about tongue and chocolate is wrong, wrong, wrong

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ShamedBySiri · 04/05/2026 20:14

Swede and chocolate??? What?? 🤮

PotterHead1985 · 04/05/2026 20:15

I feel for them having to eat that!

LaMarschallin · 04/05/2026 20:15

"Not keen on tongue...it's quite gelatinous"
"Thank you"