MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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Thread 13. Here we go!

But Stella is a bit too good to be true. She’s lovely though.

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Well. Rachel was right to be upset but massively overreacted later, Bec is grotesque and a revisionist historian, she needs rehab, Gia enjoyed that far too much despite being right, Danny is back in the twat category having briefly redeemed himself re Joel, and I'm confused by Juliette.

It looks like Stella is getting cold feel now the L word has been said. She pretty much egged him on to say it though

I do agree, she’s clever and beautiful, and hot, but mmm

Poor Stevo looked bemused and guilty all at the same time at the end there. I don’t think he saw that coming! Rachel is terribly terribly earnest when talking to the camera. I’m sorry to say I think it would be hard work being in a relationship with her as it’s so easy to upset her!

So did I

Poor Steven.

Bec was too crude. But goodness Rachel. She saw her chance to be at the centre of drama and exploited it. So much second hand embrasement.

Yes, I feel so sorry for him

Terribly terribly earnest is spot on!

I think the only thing to understand about Juliette is that she stayed to redeem her hideous image (ie personality). Not that she'll ever redeem herself in my eyes 👀. NEVER!!

I just wish Joel had done the decent thing and refused to stay, then she wouldn't have had the opportunity to have the memory of her vileness diluted courtesy of Bec. But here we are.

❓️❓️❓️What happened tonight havent watched

A lot of fuss about nothing much!

What happened?

I’m a bit late, but why does Danny look like Peaky Blinder meets golf wanker?

She didn’t say it back though? Just ‘yes, I knew you would say it’.

She’s a very closed book, so no idea what she really thinks / feels. She’s very astute at not giving anything away.

Bec kicked off at the couples retreat. Again.
Rachel on the end of it this time, then Rachel had a go at Stevo (who had her back).

Have had to watch on catch up tonight, just not the same!
It's been said before, but the background music is so dramatic in contrast to the absolute boredom taking place tonight.

As soon as Rachel made her 'announcement' I knew she'd regret it. What did she expect of Bec...It was really arrogant
of Bec to act as a sort of Master of Ceremonies for the group by announcing all the updates.

Oh dear, Rachel has just said that Stevo 'didn't have her back'. The ultimate crime on MAFS.

It’s all the ‘my husband this’ and ‘my husband that’ that really does my head in.

No love, they’re just a random bloke that you have pretend married for a TV show.

Oh Bec is so horrible. What a mean thing to say.

And she doubles down on it, saying Rachel needs to relax etc.

All this 'my husband' is the one sitting with her husband every night encouraging her to do it." So mean.

I’m also on Rachel’s side here. Fair enough that she told the group that she and Boat Boy had been getting it on (I’m sure the producers encourage them to ‘share’), but Bec was pissed and crude about it, Colin called it out at the time.

Now drunk Peaky Blinder is talking over Rachel in an effort to prop up his equally drunk ‘wife’.

I’m not surprised Rachel is upset.

Danny and Bec making their way through a bottle of Maker's Mark was really not a good idea.

Finger banging is usually a bad idea.

Bec is so fucking fake, saying Rachel is hard to be friends with, but Bec is not friends with her. Bec is not friends with anyone.

Alissa is mistaking calm and measured for boring, when actually what's boring is being so self-absorbed. I am really going off her.

Bec, Gia and Juliette are on rotation as the Ugly Sisters - an episode each and then two off to gather themselves - all equally vile, but Bec is easily the most unhinged.

But Rachel, for the love of God, stop draaaaaaaaaagging things out.

Rachel "Guess what everyone - we did finger-banging! Yay for us!
Bec "...and we've had finger-banging"
Rachel "oh my god, I'm so offended that I am going to shake with rage and be unable to breath through my tears for the whole weekend"
Stevo "Here. Let me put on a serious face and pat you on the back for a bit".

Ridiculous.

Oh Danny, you are making yourself look a fool!

Bec DARVO city. What a cow.