MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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Thread 13. Here we go!

Or maybe all the situation ships and betrayals have made her overly sensitive and paranoid?

Announcing to the group they were catching up to everyone else intimacy wise was the mark of a woman desperate to belong and fit in.

Mountains and molehills come to mind

i know, she’s taking the piss now

Rachel is so melodramatic but Bec has a foul mouth and a delight in fighting.
I would run a mile.

Right?

Like I could understand why she was initially upset. Bec was crude and didn’t need to make that comment.

But the “why are you talking to my husband” and then kicking off at Steve when the bloke has done nothing wrong, is ridiculous.

What did Bec even say?

Repeat.

Bec is out of order.
Rachel is waaaaaaaaaaaay over the top.

But adding:
Danny is a prick.
Steve is the only reasonable adult of the four (even if he's not really into Rachel - understandably in my book).

And we have more of the same tomorrow. Great.

Well if she keeps this up she won’t be seeing his tackle again. Because I would definitely be put off someone who switched on me like this when I was actually supporting you the entire time

I love Makers Mark

Is Alissia for real? She’s gaslighting David.

She said “And we’ve had Finger Banging!” About Rachel & Steven’s intimacy progress

i Think this gives Rachel an out, tbh

With the amount of women gaslighting men this year, British Gas ( or Aus Gas) really need to be worried about their supplies!

I missed that with Alissa and David! What happened?

Alissa comes across as someone quite sharp tongued- if she's interetested she'll devote her attention and care but anything she has no interest in she can be rather mean.

What does she say?

Now I want to try it. I’m so suggestible.

So lovely. I like it over a giant ice cube

Yeah, it's this year's 'show up for me' 🫪

Do you know what, I actually think Stevo is trying his hardest with sideboob Rachel. What with the finger banging and all. I think if she let him, he could grow to really like her. But FUCK MEEEEEE is she hard work. Get the fuck over it already.

Do you know what I mean? (Said in Danny's voice)

I am with Rachel on this, Bec was defo trying to embarrass them in front of the group. Rachel and Steven are both more in experience than Bev and Danny and she just think it funny to argue with anyone. If Danny was given a lie detector yes or no is Bev your favourite in the experiment he would be lying if he said yes.

But what’s the saying about not having control over others behaviour, only your own?
She’s 35. She must know relationships are a two way thing.
It’s not as if she even made a mistake picking this one.

Thank fuck that’s finished. There’re all as mad as a box of frogs.

She’s so desperate it’s cringe

In other news - Ella from the UK one from 3 years ago has signed up to do Celebrity SAS Who Dares Wins.