MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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Thread 13. Here we go!

I warmed to Ella in Celebs Go Dating

Not what I want to hear...

Yes.

I didn't watch it.

I made a little song with the summary posted on previous thread...

https://suno.com/s/mIjzoMNfzrgHl0zq

Playing catch up as usual (need to stop working late...need to stop working!) I've just watched that episode at 1.25 speed (on sh video) and let me tell you it was an even bigger head f with everyone chatting shit so fast! Bec is grim, Danny is grim, and actually Rachel, I'm going to give you mini grim for going in on poor Stevo about your back and all that because to be honest I can see why he wouldn't have told you, because you'd have done exactly this.

I'm going to be extra big surprised if any of these couples make it beyond final vows.

@Appalonia 😂

👏🏻😂😂

Rachel is. But so again is Bec just in a different way. And I’m surprised Bec has any friends outside the experiment. She won’t get work now.

That’s quite catchy! 💃

Good summary. And correct.

I think so 😂😂😂

It's a chance for Stevo to run though to be fair..

Yes, I hope he takes it

Totally gaslighting the poor man. She actually came across as unhinged in that scene.
Then went on to say she'd find a spa to meet her 'high frequency' needs. Is that not the opposite?! Like, chilling with whale music in the background?! She might as well spend the day with Davo!
She's setting the grounds to dump him I reckon.

Bec is vile but Rach is an over sensitive drama llama.

She’s really thick but thinks she’s smart

Ready for Eurovision!!

Agreed

Rachel’s dress gives me anxiety. those boobs was going to flop out the armpit.

Beautiful 😂👏👏

unleashed 🙈

Danny & Bec are not the wrong show - they would be better on something like Shameless or Eastenders.

That said, Rachel is beyond overreacting.

I like Stella - that's it, out of entire show, she's the only one I think I would ever be ok spending time with.

Straight to jail! That was criminally good.

I love a bit of drama - but really couldn't give a shit about any of that. Bec is nasty and totally lacking in any form of empathy. She manages to create distress wherever she goes and then manages to double down and make everything even worse. A real talent.

Rachel is bloody hard going and massively overreacts to stuff. That would do my head in. But she doesn't go through life being vile to others.