MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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Thread 13. Here we go!

That just made me snort. So unattractive! 😂😂😂

Caught up with the drama and the thread. What a load of shouting about nothing

I totally understand why Rachel was upset. Bec is a monster when she’s had a drink. Her and peaky blinder were both completely pissed.

Rachel should have remained dignified and refused to engage further on the subject.

Bec changes in appearance. Sometimes she can look really pretty, then when the madness envelops her she looks ugly.

Gia couldn’t wait to make things worse by mentioning the merch Bec had been on about. Of course Bec denied that when it was brought up. They are all so thick that they forget they are being filmed.

Rachel flew off the handle during their honeymoon so Steve knew what she was like,

I’ve given up watching and am just reading the thread now to get the highlights, I’m deep into The Pitt.
The only thing I’m missing is not being able to see the outfits being dragged.

In my experience yes. Usually done by a guy when they don’t want anything else but can’t say it. In my one experience!

I saw the side eye from at least Stevo over that.

You choose if you want to be in a situation ship or not. You get out if you’re not happy. Maybe she has attachment issues hence situation ships. Betrayals? Which ones? She’s in her 30s ffs, surely she knows a bit of relationships and life by now. Well she should do. She’s a lovely woman.

Spot on!

Oh dear!

High school-level drama with an enebriated Bec at the epicentre yet again! She really needs to lay off the sauce. Ride or Die Danny egging her on again, no doubt because he’s so dull it’s the only way he can get airtime. Toxic combination.

HeeHaw shouldn’t take Bec seriously. Best to laugh off her crass ‘banter’ and make her the joke. Boaty Stevo’s arm rubbing was cringe.

See Gia brought her Big Stirring Spoon to the retreat, telling HeeHaw Bec had continued ‘joking’ by the pool about merch advertising their Second Base antics. She appears to take great pleasure in relaying nasty comments back to the victim. And her boobs look as hard as unripe mangos.

But how did any of it change the ixperiment forever (or whatever the trailed)? Will alcohol be banned from now on?

Who the hell does Danny think he is? He acted like some mafia boss! He really thinks he is something, calling Steve a 'charity case' really showed what an arse Danny is.

Rachel's melodramatics belong on the stage. If you make an announcement that intimacy has gone to the next level, then someone is bound to take the mickey. She is a drama queen.

Alyssa needs 'stimulation'. Whatever that means! 😂

My eye is always drawn to people fiddling with their nose. Especially when they’re…lively. There was definitely some nose fiddling happening in last nights episode.

Rachel would drive me mad. All that sobbing over a chavvy comment FFS and now poor bewildered Steve is “disloyal” because Bec spoke to him for less than a minute. It was ok for her to share that their “intimacy progressed” (barf) though? Run Stevo, run.

Yes! I noticed the nose fiddling too - especially Bec. She was wired no doubt. Slurring her words and hyperactive. Not a good look. Surprised that Danny isn't more embarrassed when she is like this.

I saw this and had to share it, in tribute to Temu Tate

My month in the tradwife world: ‘I can’t pretend I’m not enjoying myself at all ...’ | Women | The Guardian https://share.google/vPg0WsKPckG0yzXRa

That'll be comedy gold - such a shame it isn't Ant Middleton any more 🤣🤣

I just read that on Facebook!
And I have just started the book 'yesteryear' which she mentions.

I didn’t realise what Bec had said (until reading this thread) and she is an utter Dickhead, but that comment was funny - Rach has had a sense of humour bypass!

Rachel and Stevo are the ‘odd’ couple this year but the bullying from Bec and Danny towards them isn’t good (and it is bullying). Rachel should have said, ‘I’m not engaging, we’ll talk about it in the morning when everyone’s sober’. I’m assuming she was egged on by production.

Not buying Alyssa’s strange turn with David either. I think she’s only in it for the fame and doesn’t really care for David. She’s trying to find an ‘out’ without looking mean as he’s a nice guy.

To be just a tiny bit in Rachel's corner, Bec's comment - it was crude, it was said with a snigger, it was said to provoke laughs. Bec gloating in that moment of glory (centre of attention) not realising (or caring) that it's upset Rachel. It had to be pointed out to her that Rachel didn't like that comment and instead of apologising with sincerity she doubled down, side eye'd / rolled eyes and somehow made it all because Rachel wanted attention. Next day Bec worked out a scenerio in her head where it wasn't really about what Bec had said ... then went further and gleefully spun it past the two women who dislike her most (Gia and Juliette) that she'd make tee-shirts out of the phrase that sent Rachel from the room in tears.

Woman is unhinged.

Can someone explain what I’ve missed re Alissa and David??

Alistair basically called David boring, and said she needed more 'stimulation' and that she 'vibrates at a higher frequency' . Therefore sometimes she needs to sod off by herself and have fun.

Or something like that. I suspect an ex on the horizon....

She whined a bit. He looked nonplussed. She's just jealous of other couples getting more attention.

I suspect Alyssa has been putting on an act as the perfect bride but she can’t keep up the act.

Production love a good character arc whether it’s villain to nice or nice to villain. I can remember someone saying that production really encourages you to behave in a certain way and that everyone is going love you if you carry on acting like this

I am in equal parts horrified and amused by the term "finger banging" 😂😂

Rachel is making a huge deal out of a joke about something SHE brought up. It wasn't like it was a private confession to Bec that she then broadcasted to everyone!

When was this said?